COTFSM Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster releases Bible.

Chapter 1 Verse 1~ The Book of dinners

And lo, did the Flying Spaghetti Monster look out across infinity and did think;  ” I hunger. therefore  I am hungry”

On the first day He did create Tomatos, He saw that they were good and would make of a great sauce.

On the second day He did harvest the Tomatos and crusheth them unto a paste. He tasteth of them and said; ” Needs salt”

On the third day he did maketh the Italian deli/retail outlet and he did filleth it with pastas of all shapes and sizes also breads of long lengths and soft of texture.

On the fourth day, He did create the supermarket, so as he may get some other things. He, in His infinite wisdom, did know that pots, pans, plates and eating utensils would serve His purposes.

On the fifth day, He did create the stove/oven combination unit.

On the sixth day; He took of the Tomatos and pastas and soft breads and did make of such a meal that his stomache did extend to the ends of infinity.

On the seventh day; He did create the anti-acid medicine and lounged around pretty much the rest of the day… And dinner was served.

Chapter 2 verse1 The gospel of Lasagna. (cont)