Fart Pants
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By: Jennifer Harbaugh AlienAdam Reporter 7-13-2012
Have you ever had a severe upset stomach when you are hanging out with your friends or significant other? You knew you had to fart, but also knew it would smell horrible? This is particularly embarrasing, especially where there is no dog around to blame it on. You are not alone! Never worry about pesky stinky farts again with the great invention of Deodorizing Fart Pads. They simply attach to your underwear over the colon and come up towards the butt crack. The pad has activated charcoal in them, which is a known air purifier. They are not particularly sexy, so make sure before you do the deed they are something you don’t need.
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