Midnight in the Valley of the Two Hicks Standing Between Light and Dark

Here is a quote from a blog post recently scribbled  by Bobby Joe Fannin (that is, more drunken whuss-whining about how important he wants people to think he is):

Let me tell you people who don’t know shit, what a GreyWalker is. We, the GreyWalkers HOLD THE BALANCE BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS.

Think that’s easy? Yeah,well, the Easter Bunny is real and elected leaders give a shit about YOU. Yeah, think it’s easy holding that balance? Well it ain’t!

Compare it to a past contention of Drake Bailey:

Yes, I hold several ‘positions of responsibilities’. The part dealing with light and dark as such seems to escape most understanding in that this is very ‘real’. To be blunt, only if ‘they’ can pass by me ‘they’ will gain access to all the rest of you…like it or not, I was given the all facing rainbow sword. It was inferred with responsibility to defend our existence against those who are the thieves of light. These are few, have limited powers, and seem to like challenging me. The challenges are on several levels, physical realm, psychic, and mental power abilities.

Basically what we have here are two hillbillies with over-inflated egos who both claim to stand between the dark and the light, protecting humanity from the hee-bee jee-bees…Two peas in a pod, really, made of the same cookie dough.

Well, don’t you now feel safe with these two protecting us on multiple realms — Mr. “I Trained Chuck Norris in the CIA” O’Finioan and Mr. “In Two Weeks” Hillbailey?

I sure do.