Trump's BIG announcement..??? Epic FAIL!

So everyone has been waiting with baited breath to hear Donald Trump’s earth-shattering, game-changing, election-altering announcement about Obama, right? I KNEW this was going to be something HUGE – just devastating to the President. There was no doubt in my mind that this announcement would have profound effects on the election, and probably all of humankind.

Just minutes ago, the announcement came out, and I think the earth actually shuddered :

https://plus.google.com/102898672602346817738/posts/Lpmh6Vj6AnH

Can you believe it?!? Shocking? Unbelievable! In your face Obama! 

Wait… let me read this again… I just know…. birth cetificate…. no… Hold on, I’m sure it’s in here. Did we – I mean – did we all get – dare I say it – flaboozled? Flim flammed? Fooled? Surely, an ultra-conservative like the Don is completely incapable of doing such a thing – it’s only those left-leaning bleeding heart big government Obama loving liberals that do stuff like that, right? Right?!?!

But anyway, I just know there is NO WAY Obama has any records of ever going to college at Harvard Law School. Just last week I saw a picture of him dealing cocaine to Satan, in Kenya, with his gay lover, holding a sign that said “I went to Kenya, and all I got was a fake birth certificate!” and there is NO liberal nut job who can tell me that picture isn’t real. And a passport? Yeah, right! You just know that the people in all those foreign countries he has travelled to are under his Antichrist-Satanic hypnotism and let him pass, just like Obi Wan did with Luke in Star Wars. C’mon!

It’s time we all accepted the truth, listened to the Don and others like him, and stop believing in this “false reality” the libs are touting. We know the truth, and nothing as silly as reality is going to get in our way – ever! All hail the Don!