Retired Health Message
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I
rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s hiney. It’s the
tortoise life for me!
1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is
fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450
years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.
I’m retired. Go around me.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the
good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.
Now that I’m older here’s what I’ve discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling
apart.
4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when
you’re in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my
knees.
15. When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
want
to play chess?
16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter
. . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m
hereafter
19. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE……….??????
NESARA- Restore America – Galactic News
2012-11-24 04:52:29
Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2012/11/retired-health-message.html
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