Somewhere in Syria...
It was just a couple of days ago that some web-savvy youngsters affiliated with al-Qaeda in Syria put a video out that claimed they were not represented by the “new” Syrian National Coalition of Opposition Elements Who Hate The Evil Monster Assad (SNCOEWHTEMA).
Well, not so fast Abdul.
Even while I was writing about it, those self-same al-Qaeda types running the war on the ground in Syria were busy massaging their message to the world.
Seems they weren’t rejecting the new SNC after all. Nope, those Syrian rebels have rejected their rejection of the new SNC.
Here’s how it went down.
Those web-savvy youngsters were summoned to a hearing with the al-Qaeda commander. Just for the purpose of this brief recreation of the exchange, let’s refer to this fictional commander as, oh, just to pick a name out of the hat… “Sheik Belhadj.”
Sheik: IMBECILES!!! What in the name of Allah, blessed be His name, do you think you are doing?
Web-savvy youngsters: B-b-but we were speaking the truth…
S:IMBECILES!!! Do you imagine the infidels will give us guns and Stinger missiles and tons of money when you make public such truths.. I mean foolishness?
THERE WILL BE NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!!!
Now get out of my sight, IMBECILES!
2012-11-21 06:43:28
Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2012/11/somewhere-in-syria.html
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