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Why Muslims are not Happy

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Why Muslims are not
Happy
  

         Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim  terrorists are so quick
to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at
the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing
from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother
in law

- You can’t shave

- Your wife can’t
shave

- You can’t wash off
the smell of donkey

- You cook over
burning camel shit

- Your wife is picked
by someone else for you

     
    and your wife smells worse than your donkey

-They learn to fly
planes but not land them

Then they tell you
that “when you die, it all gets better”??

Well no shit
Sherlock!….

It’s not like it could
get much worse.

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT
HAPPY!

 They’re not happy in
Gaza ..

They’re not happy in
Egypt ..

They’re not happy in
Libya ..

They’re not happy in
Morocco ..

They’re not happy in
Iran ..

They’re not happy in
Iraq ..

They’re not happy in
Yemen ..

They’re not happy in
Afghanistan ..

They’re not happy in
Pakistan ..

They’re not happy in
Syria ..

They’re not happy in
Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY
HAPPY?

 They’re happy in
Australia .

They’re happy in
Canada .

They’re happy in
England ..

They’re happy in
France ..

They’re happy in Italy
..

They’re happy in
Germany ..

They’re happy in
Sweden ..

They’re happy in the
USA ..

They’re happy in
Norway ..

They’re happy in
Holland .

They’re happy in
Denmark .

Basically, they’re
happy in every country that is not Muslim

and unhappy in every
country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

 Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE
COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

 AND THEN; They want to
change those countries to be like….

THE COUNTRY THEY CAME
FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t
help wondering…

How damn dumb can you
get?

 

 



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