10 Reasons You May Be On The Potential Terrorist List!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You May Be a Terrorist!

A recent article on Before Its News claimed that 875,000 people are on the government PTLs (Potential Terrorist Lists).

This is an amazing claim, but, in light of related articles concerning republicans being discriminated against by government agencies, it is gaining in credibility. After all, if people who belong to the Tea Party are being treated like Potential Terrorists, what is the thin line between them and you?

Consider the following reasons why you may be suspected of being a potential terrorist, and why the government may already have you on ‘The List.’

Are you a tea partier? Do you sympathize with tea partiers (even in your government inspected e-mail)? Are you angry about the constant banking bailouts? Oops. You’re on the list of Potential Terrorists.

If the tea party is a group of right wing extremists, then the ‘occupy’ movement are the left wing extremists. That’s right, the government is playing both ends…and if you believe in any of the concerns of the ‘occupy’ movement, you are a Potential Terrorist.’

If you have seven days of food stored up, you are well on your way to undermining this country. But, don’t worry, the government has plans to handle these ‘food hoarders.’ In the event of emergency the government may confiscate your food. Hey! They are just fighting domestic brands of extremism!

If you are missing a finger, or have burns, you automatically find yourself on The List. How does the government know that you are missing a finger or have burns? They have access, thanks to Obamacare, to ALL your medical records.

But, it gets better. If you went to war for America, fought in Afghan or Iran or wherever…you are automatically on The List. That’s right, you don’t even have to lose a finger or suffer a burn, your everlovin’ government is happy to suspect you of plotting to undermine the US of A! And, if you are the proud recipient of a purple heart, and did lose a finger in wars for this nation, you are on The List twice! The fact is that if you were in the military in any capacity, then you know how to use a gun, and you are a threat!

Don’t have any military service in your background? That’s okay, the government has a bunch of ‘little rules’ that will twiddle your pork chops. If you are caught buying a flashlight, then you are guilty of buying a ‘night vision device.’ Shame on you!

Or, here’s a good one, paying with cash for a hotel room. No self respecting citizen would do that! A real United States citizen would use a government inspected, grade AAA, Fed backed credit card. You are now officially a Potential Terrorist.

And, if that last one was good, then this one is Great! If you are guilty of texting privately while in a public place, zingo bingo, you are on The List! I wonder if that makes (ex) Congressman Weiner and all those other loonies in Washington Potential Terrorists?

Speaking of Congress and other suspicious people, did you know that if you believe in peace and freedom, that is to say…if you believe in Ron Paul, are a Libertarian, if you even tell a friend (through your government inspected internet) to watch a movie that claims the Fed is, shall we say…‘less than honorable?’ Then you are on The List. That’s right, if you believe in peace and freedom, in ending the war, in any conspiracy…if you believe in questioning any government policy or motive…if you even  search for conspiracy theories when you play youtube news or do a terrorist google search, then you are awarded a ‘terrorist designation,’ and you are on the  Potential Terrorist list!

That’s nine, and I save the best for last. If you own a gun then you are on The List. The previous nine reasons for being labeled a Potential Terrorist, and for being put on The List so that you may receive special attention from the IRS, or any other government agency, are just talk. But owning a gun is real. Shooting guns is definitely more dangerous than shooting off your mouth.

Now, I know I said ten reasons at the beginning of this article, but let me give you an eleventh reason for being put on The List and considered by your government as a Potential Terrorist.

If you read material on the Czar protected internet about conspiracies, disagreeing with your government, or anything else even remotely similar…then you are a on The List. Yup. If you read ‘Before Its News,’ or ‘The Daily Neutron,’ or any other of those digital rags…then do not pass go, go directly to jail, do not receive your government stipend ($200), go directly to your local terrorist screening center. That’s right, you just read this article, so you are…ON THE LIST!

Original article, and lots of other good and timely stuff, is available at The Daily Neutron.