Benghazi Terrorist Attack Didn’t Really Happen!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Here’s the Truth About Benghazi!

A couple of days after the American Ambassador to Libya was killed the conservative news media pieced together this story.

Using a protest as a cover, a band of terrorists, led by a prisoner released from Gauntanamo Bay, attacked a poorly secured Ambassadorial premises. The attack came in two waves, and four people, including the ambassador and two ex-Seals, were killed. There was some evidence that the ambassador was tortured before he was murdered.

That this is a blatant misrepresentation of facts is revealed when one examines the official white house report concerning this incident.

Mohammad was hurrying to his job helping orphans learn how to use prosthetic devices. Suddenly, he came across an RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade). He didn’t want any innocent children to be injured by such a nefarious device, so he took it over to his friends house. His friend happened to be the Ambassador for the United States.
Arriving at the Ambassador’s residence, Mohammad encountered a bunch of his friends who had come to celebrate the presence of the Ambassador in Libya. One of his friends was holding an American flag which, through some terrible accident, caught on fire.

Quickly, the Arabs gathered around to stomp out the flames. Mohammad, in going to help his friends save the American flag, tripped, and when he fell the RPG accidentally discharged.

The grenade hurtled into the Ambassador’s residence and started a fire.

Quickly, Mohammad and his friends went in and tried to put out the fire. Unfortunately, the Ambassador had caught on fire, too. In trying to stomp out the flames burning the ambassador, they hurt the poor man, and it unfortunately looked like they had tortured him.

President Obama, upon hearing of the terrible incident, took it upon himself to apologize for the incident, for the abandoned RPG, and to anybody who might have had their feelings hurt or their shoes singed.

That the white house account is true is obvious, for it has been supported by the main stream media.