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Humpday Humor: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

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Humpday Humor: “Did you hear about the Obama
administration scandal?”

Posted By: Susoni [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 26-Jun-2013 10:54:11

 


Sad to think that this doesn’t even scratch
the surface of their many crimes.


Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it
around!!
Susoni


Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama
administration scandal?”


Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun
running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17
and deaths?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying
about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the rampant voter
fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the military not getting
their votes counted?” 
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama’s Gay
boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he
was gay too?”
Bob: “No, the other one.


Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing
and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls,
e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the president wanting to
kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the
law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300
Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the
Chinese?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “You mean the president arming the
Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The IRS targeting
conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health
insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION
DOLLARS and right after they
declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: ” Do you mean the Illegal obamacare
fiasco?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “Do you mean ignoring our
constitutional rights?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls,
e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The president’s ordering the
release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and
falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional
threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass
Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The president’s repeated violation
of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in
February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all
registered voters in some
counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional
recess appointments in an
attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “The State Department interfering
with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “HHS employees being given insider
information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and
Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”


Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I
got it! You mean that 65
million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt
administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”


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