10 Reasons to Vote For Anthony Weiner!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Mayor Weiner..yes!

All the hoopla over the Candidate for Mayor Anthony Weiner. Heck, the Weiner is fine and upstanding. No shortcomings there. And some women say he has a nice set of buns (but we won’t be able to check this until he sexts a picture of them to some nubile, young thing in Nebraska.

1. You can sing the Oscar Mayor Weiner song whenever he’s around.
2. His wife lets him sext to girls.
3. He never does anything with these sexting girls, so what’s the harm?
4. Barack Obama never sexted anybody with his stupid Blackberry.
5. Obviously has advanced understanding of cellular technology.
6. How can you not vote for a guy whose wife was named after a Pink Floyd album?
7. He’s managed to live a life with a name like his and never changed it to something smart like ‘Winner.’
8. When you get pissed off at him you can call him a weiner and know it is true.
9. You can get far more than ten reasons to vote for him.
10. He wasn’t born in Kenya.
11. Some day, in the far distant future, wouldn’t it be fun to be able to say that you put a Weiner in the white house?
12. There is no proof that if somebody cheats on his wife they’ll cheat on the voters.

There you go, ten good reasons to put moral malfeasance above common sense. Come on, America! You can do it!

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