Pay this Bill for Stuff You Never Ordered and Never Got or Be Sued!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Just Pay It Now!

You just got a bill for $83.78, and you have to pay it, or your credit will go bust.

The bill is for pizza, but you never ordered it.

You check the internet, oh, there it is. On the 3rd, and the 26th you were billed for pizza from ‘Future Pizza,’ which is the conglomerate owned by Al Gore.

Quickly, you check your calendar. You weren’t even home on those dates, so they couldn’t have delivered it.

But, you better pay it anyway, your credit, you know. Besides, if you don’t pay your bills the IRS charges you a higher tax and…sighing, moaning, wishing you weren’t born white, you pay the bill.

And, no doubt, you wonder what is going on with this article. I mean, paying bills for things you never ordered and never got? How insane is that? And the fact that you have to pay it, or the IRS is going to come calling!

Well, here’s the skinny.

There is something going on, specifically in Santa Cruz, CA., but in other cities, too, wherein crime is predicted, and officers are dispatched before the crime can be committed.

This actually isn’t as outlandish as it appears. Consider the heat maps of your computer screen where it can be predicted (manipulated) for you to place your eyes.

And, consider the wave of the future in the Tom Cruise flick ‘The Minority Report.’

Now, the bad news is this…it is only a matter of time before corporate America realizes what a golden goose egg they have on their hands with this technology.

So they predict when you will want a pizza, so they send one to your door, and your past habits are so persuasive that they can charge you, and get away with it in a court of law!

Would you like to be sued when you always order pizza on the 26th so they were just ‘thinking ahead’ for you?

And, would you like to be sued because they predicted, as per your past eating habits, that you weren’t really going to eat that pizza anyway? That it was just going to molder and rot?

And, we all know how unpaid bills can impact on credit, and that the IRS is now being used to enforce bills for legislation we didn’t order and don’t want to pay for (Health care).

So, do you really think this article is out of order? Nope. You ordered it by your past viewing habits. You see, The Daily Neutron has this deal with the powers that be that they can write articles that you didn’t know you wanted, but by your past viewing habits…gotcha!

It is now predicted that you will click on The Daily Neutron. Better do it!