President Obama Says All Government Scandals are Phony!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. President Obama Says Government Scandal a Crock!

It’s true, thank God, President Obama has officially laid to rest all government scandals.

Well, actually, it was white house spokesman, Jay Carney, who said it, but, hey…he speaks for the pres, right?

And he said that the administration is glad to put aside all these phony scandals.

Not sure which ones he was referring to, but I can guess. So let’s go over a few and figure out which are real, and which are phony, according to the new label by the darkened house.

The Benghazi thing, obviously a phony. There were no arabs striking out at the Great Satan on the anniversary of 911. And Andrew Stevens is home enjoying a brewski. It’s true. All that stuff about death and stuff? It’s phony. Made up. Silly.

And, the CIA thing. You know the one, where the CIA actually deflected the forward motion of the Tea Party by not recognizing them, or maybe I should say…recognizing them for the phonies they are. And the idea that such a thing could actually effect an American election…steal it for a guy who was down in the polls and needed a boost? Phony.

In fact, all considerations that the darkened house is actually engaged in treason…phony.

And the Edward Snowden affair? Well, that might be a little real. The idea that doing what Barack does, release official documents, is whistleblowing and not treason…phony.

Of course, the only thing that really looks real is the attack by the darkened house on the press. When the administration was found guilty of targeting journalists, that was just good politics, because everybody knows that the main stream media is just a bunch of liars and…phonies.

Well, I guess that’s it. Now we all know where we stand, who’s a phony and who’s not.

Thank you, Mr.President, for clearing up this matter of government scandal and returning us to the real business of besmirching the constitution.

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