New Technology will Blast the Future!

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The Heck with Now, New Technology Opens the Future!

All the talk of crashing dollars and Obama conspiracies, sometimes we lose sight of the future that could be ours should we tap into new technology. Here are a couple of my favorites when it comes to new technology.

You see something glorious! You need to record it forever! You point and click and…focus the shot later! That’s right! No need to focus or carry eighteen lenses or anything, just aim your camera in the general direction, load into your computer, and you can focus the shot! Holy Myopia, batman!

Another one that has really got me are the new batteries coming down the pike. We are talking about batteries as thick as your credit card, and bendable! You can make a roll of the battery and insert it into a mechanism! Zowie!

Here’s one that every flier will love…self-healing airplanes! That’s right, something goes wrong, a wing cracks, a window falls out, and the durned airplane onboard computer assesses the prob and fixes it…while you’re flying!

Video cameras for police! I love this one. No more police abuse, no more arguments in court as to what really went down. Video cameras mounted right on the front of the police helmet will record every single thing! Heck, if it’s good enough for soldiers in battle, why not for cops in war? Eh?

And, here’s one of my favorites…Dick Tracy wristwatches! Kids today probably don’t even know how cool Dick Tracy was, talking into his watch, and with today’s new technology that is easy! Heck, instead of an iPhone, you could have a iWatch! No more totting the durned thing around, no more dropping it into water or leaving it on a park bench! And the thing could speak right into your ear by the wireless method (implantable chips, anyone?).

Now, these new technologies that I speak of, they are here, easy to do with todays science, it’s just a matter of getting rid of the balkish government and turning on the future!

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