You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.

So what do you do?

FPWCC gives anyone 65 years or older a loaded six-gun.

You only have to shoot two Politicians, so you’re allowed four misses, but if you get two or more at once, you’re okay.

You immediately put up your hands and surrender, but be sure to carry a big white flag with you in case the FBI tries to get in on the act.

Once you’re in ‘Custody’, of course, you get to live in a privately-owned apartment block where you get three squares a day, a roof over your head and only the work that you are still able to to, which is what funds the program, is required.

   And you can bring your pets with you if you don’t like your fellow boarders!

These “facilities”, being part of the free enterprise system and need to make a profit, have central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? No problem. Glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?

All covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? Not the government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home… no! it’s the Great American Free Enterprise system that gives you a home, well, almost as good as the healthcare ones your Reprentatives in Congress give themselves…

(Oh, and you might not have to pay income taxes anymore).

Is this a great country or what? But just keep this among friends, hey?

Tip ‘o de hat to Richard Morse…