Satire: “Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective”
by Andy Borowitz
While Mr. Obama clearly hoped that his proposal of a brief and pointless intervention in Syria would reassure the international community, it immediately drew howls of protest from U.S. allies, who argued that two days was too open-ended a timeframe for such a mission.
That criticism led White House spokesman Jay Carney to brief reporters later in the day, arguing that the President was willing to scale down the U.S. mission to “twenty-four hours, thirty-six tops.” “It may take twenty-four hours, but it could also take twelve,” Mr. Carney said. “Maybe we get in there, take a look around, and get out right away. But however long it takes, one thing will not change: this mission will have no point. The President is resolute about that.”
Source: http://coyoteprime-runningcauseicantfly.blogspot.com/2013/08/satire-obama-promises-syria-strike-will.html
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