Tony Blair takes time out from JP Morgan sinecure to shill for global warming

Phony Tony’s got himself on the front page again.

This week he’s an expert on climate change. Have you noticed the subtle shift in emphasis that the carbon tax crowd has taken over the last year or so? It used to be “global warming” this and “global warming” that and global warming out the ying yang…

They don’t talk about global warming much anymore, do they?

But that godam climate change is gonna be the death of us, ain’t it?

The reason the JP Morgan/Al Gore/Tony Blair crowd has such a keen interest in “climate change” today and “global warming” last week is because they’ve got the answers, don’t you know! The answers involve convoluted carbon credit exchanges that work like this;

1. Cabal of big banks and commodity brokers set up carbon credit exchange.
2. Every entity that has a carbon footprint will need to pay a fee to that exchange.
3. Exchange members will have the sole right to exchange carbon credits for cash!
4. Gross carbon output will continue to rise, but aforementioned cabal will profit from every ton of carbon produced, thereby propping up real estate values in Mayfair, upper east side, and wherever else the new golden boys of capitalism, the carbon brokers, choose to put down roots.