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NEW YORK – “She went to twerk and her ass stood completely still that’s when we knew something wasn’t right” According to her assistant this is when they knew something was horribly wrong and decided to call 911 for further assistance. With temperatures reaching below zero in parts of New York Singer K. Michelle was hospitalized early this morning in New York City when she realized that her butt implants weren’t respondi

ng to any type of movement. “K. Michelle is known for her butt and without it she’s just another bitch that can sing” Said a fan who came to the hospital to show his support and according to him “hopefully get a pic of that ass up close”. Doctors were able to successfully remove her butt implants and place them under a heater until they were ready to be reinserted into K. Michelle buttocks who otherwise would have been assed out. MOREHERE
 



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    • muckracker1

      just courious about boob jobs
      :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: are they freezn 2?

      • equal eyes

        We have here some buttsicles and boobsicles, nothing more. Move along.

        • muckracker1

          gotta steal that :grin:

        • equal eyes

          muckracker1 my friend, it’s yours.
          :wink:

    • Arcturus

      Is this what America has come down to?

      • Mirabolin

        Basically. But it’s OK. Next time you hit bottom you know that you can now just remove it, reheat it and whack it back in again.

    • Arte Vespule

      So she actually wanted a butt that big? Seriously? How exactly does she get into a car with that airbag behind her? I bet when she farts it sounds like the fourth of July!!!

    • FalkeAuge
    • crabby

      she froze her azz-off.. it cold out there..

    • TR st

      Really butt implants? This is ridiculous. Serves her right. I prefer mine all natural.

    • Meandean222

      What a screwed up bunch of people.

    • stonecold68

      Waste of news space!

    • An Observer

      If any of you people posting comments here actually believe this story, then you are more hopeless then the lady with a butt-lift.

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