North Korea Lands First Man On The Sun
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening”. Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung travelled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I’m sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the “greatest human achievement of our time” – and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. North Korea has topped the lunacy charts with this doozy. I want to know who Hung Il Gong, who gets to be the first man to land on the Sun, is. What did he do to deserve this ‘honor’? I hope they show his heroes welcome on TV for all of us to see. That would be better than Saturday Night Live. -Mort
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DOH! If only we had thought of going at night time.. We could have beaten them there!
::face palm::
Hahaha! Exactly! Too bad for us
LMAO.
Impossible! The amount of sunscreen lotion alone would have made this trip impossible.
still more believable than jesus christ,god,allah etc….
Under the cover of darkness? Yeah, right! LoL!
No one in space can hear you scream… before you evaporate in a puff of smoke.
How possible is that? I mean the Sun is STILL, it has no day nor night, its forever shining and blazing hot, as well as far to reach within 4 hours… Now how would a man land ther? Think of the heat first