Darth Vader Running For Ukrainian Presidency (Video)
via RT
Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign. His program involves re-forging the republic of Ukraine into an empire and restoring its former glory. Vader, the former Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, won the primaries of the Ukrainian Internet Party, the group said in a statement.
He is to be officially proposed for presidential candidacy on Saturday at a party session. “I am prepared to take responsibility for the fate of this country, if fellow citizens do me this high honor. I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country,” the Sith lord said.
Darth Vader is a better choice than western puppets, crooked politicians, billionaire banksters and neo-nazi nationalists. Spoof candidacy or not,he would truly be a better choice than ANY of the others running. If Ukraine truly is a democracy I urge you all to vote for him. Vote for him and prove the polls wrong,prove me wrong about your ‘revolution’. Seeing Darth Vader run Kiev would truly be revolutionary.
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