I figured out the Noah movie…
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(FYI, the absolute best, IMHO, is Erick Erickson’s hysterical review at RedState, in which he says “I am not kidding.” about a hundred times as he takes you step-by-step through the magical creatures, inexplicably out-of-character decisions by various people, unicorn genocide, and other oddities.)
Well, I think I figured it out.
Critters made of stone with unknown motivations? An adorably dorky (or, adorkable, if this were a Tumblr blog) girl with reddish brown hair who causes major conflict when she wants to get married? Sudden extreme weather causing massive devastation?
They’re remaking Frozen.
| Rock monsters…errrr, trolls |
| Did she pick up this tool on Tinder? Geez. |
| A snowstorm is just a frozen flood, basically. |
Can you blame them? The animated film responsible for getting “Let It Go” stuck in everyone’s heads for months has earned over a billion dollars worldwide and DVD sales just began.
| Hollywood: Recycling the same old crap since 1912. |
UPDATE: Thanks to Bryan Preston at PJ Media for the link: Two Awesome Takes on the Noah Movie
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