Why NBC retired Jay Leno!
These one liners might be why NBC retired Jay Leno! NBC was upset by the fact Leno’s comments were ALWAYS right on target
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to
get audited by the IRS.”
On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans –
now we have one.”
On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to
close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”
On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy
not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.”
“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi : Hope and change the
subject.”
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually
going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the
fifth.”
“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told
you so!’”
On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates
their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: “The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask,
Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”
Now the last, and I think best!–
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It’s gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American.”
Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2014/04/why-nbc-retired-jay-leno.html
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