Tony Blair to save Europe
While the triumph of the so-called far right in last week’s elections for the European Parliament has unleashed a lot of hand-wringing, Tony Blair has kept his cool and volunteered to save Europe from its disgruntled crypto-fascists.
Tony doesn’t get that what they’re disgruntled about the most is that for too long Europe has been in the hands of professional political careerists just like him. Any role for Tony in EU politics will galvanize anti-EU sentiment throughout Europe.
That aside, one wonders why Tony would step up to the plate for such an onerous assignment. After all, his daily planner must be pretty much full, what with his unofficial role as God’s spokesperson, and his official roles as special adviser to JP Morgan and UN special envoy to the Middle East.
Each of these ventures has been an unqualified success; God has held off on the rapture, nobody at JP Morgan has gone to prison, and the two-state solution remains but a distant mirage. Obviously, this is the right man to save Europe!
Presidency of the EU would also stall those pesky activists who have been lobbying for Tony to be tried before the International Criminal Court…
Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2014/06/tony-blair-to-save-europe.html
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“Tony Blair has kept his cool and volunteered to save Europe from its disgruntled crypto-fascists.”
Somebody should tell Phony bLiar that it’s the Ukraine NAZIS that are the real Fascists…doesn’t he know anything about the history of Ukraine during WW2?
durrr
If he gets in, I’m leaving Europe, asap.
He won’t have time to “Save Europe” LMAO,
He’s too busy roaming around in Iraq with a hand held Garmin metal detector looking for all those mystical WMD’s he was rabbiting on about before they invaded and killed thousands of people on both sides, that’s when he not being paid millions of pounds for being a “banking Consultant”..pfft
What a *****