Goatman Caught on Camera Killing Hikers

When I was working in Baghdad during Operation IRAQI Freedom (OIF), I befriended a goat herder named “HAJI” while I was there. Immediately, I could tell Haji was a bit of an idiot. He couldn’t even do a proper Jumping Jack. Anyways, when I told him he was a free man and could do whatever he wanted now, that Saddam was dead, Haji got all excited and with a huge smile on his face picked out one of his “nannies” (a female goat) to celebrate his new found freedom. I told him “NOOOO” , don’t do it, do not to fornicate with any of your Goats. That’s not right Haji. But it looks like he did it anyways. This “Goat-man” looks a lot like Haji and must be one of kids. Haji later became an ISIS terrorist and this Goat-man must be one of the many kids he had and sent to the USA to destroy America and scare the citizens to submit to Allah or get screwed themselves…..this time by Haji Jr.

Ohh by-the-way. Haji and I are still friends and recently he offered me one of his Doe’s for marriage but I respectfully declined. I told him I already had a wife and her name is “Mare”. We have a son named “donkey”