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Tuesday, November 4, 2014 15:11

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Subject: .. Bubba + one

His name was Bubba, he was from Texas … And he needed a loan, So…
He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
Officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000, and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan,
so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
at the Redneck from the Texas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank’s private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest of 23.07. The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumni from Texas A & M, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The good ‘ole boy replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?”

His name was BUBBA…. Keep an eye on those Texas boys!

Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid !!!

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Subject: The New Ford F 150 Pickups…….

My F150 is nearing 100,000 miles so I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F 150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct you are on my anti-political list
because of new “EPA” regulations.

The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your butt year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Darn guy had no sense of humor.

Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2014/11/bubba-one.html

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