Read the Beforeitsnews.com story here. Advertise at Before It's News here.
Profile image
By The Daily Sheeple
Contributor profile | More stories
Story Views
Now:
Last hour:
Last 24 hours:
Total:

What an Ass: MO Governor Jay Nixon and the Voting Scandal of #ButtCrackGate

% of readers think this story is Fact. Add your two cents.


Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (D, for Democrat, you know, the party that traditionally uses the symbol of the donkey aka an ass) is finding himself much more popular on the national stage today than, well…maybe the whole time he’s been governor.

Why, you ask?

This:

The requisite politician-y “make your vote count” Tweet was sent out on Nixon’s official Twitter account after he voted yesterday. Nice timing on the cameraman, huh? It’s unclear as to whether it was sent out by an aide or the man himself.

Here’s a close up (not that you want to see a close up):

Sorry. My bad. That’s an amended close up.

Because even though the Tweet was quickly disappeared “up the memory hole” as Twitchy put it, the plethora of ASStoundingly bad puns (yeah, that one was so lame it was physically hard for me to type it) has not stopped yet.

In fact, it has gone viral, mutating into the Twitter Trend #ButtCrackGate.

Here comes all the jokes:

— Scott Charton (@ScottCharton) November 4, 2014

Along with all the pun-filled headlines:

PoliticMO: Nixon the butt of jokes following Election Day Tweet

KCTV Kansas City: Jay Nixon inadvertently makes Missouri butt of jokes

Chicago Sun-Times: Jay Nixon takes crack at election day tweet, fails

Canada Free Press: MISSOURI: Democrat governor wants you to vote. No butts about it (except this one)

Twitchy: Up the ‘memory hole’? Gov. Jay Nixon sends out the ULTIMATE butt tweet

Tee hee.

#ButtCrackGate is really bringing out the inner eight-year-old in many Missourians who know how much Governor Nixon sucks ass. (HA!)

Seriously, though. Maybe it’s because I’m from Missouri, and I know how much corporate ass this governor kissed to help get this position and the generous favors he had to return after he was elected (just ask any Missouri state employee about all the changes the new Governor instituted to everything statewide from state worker health insurance provider to phone system upgrades at every state agency — both contracts ever-so-coincidentally received by companies who were generous donors to Nixon’s political campaign)..but(t) I find this entire situation utterly hilarious.

Public figures should realize by now that A) deleting an embarrassing Tweet never works, and B) only draws more attention to the fail.

Not sure what’s worse. The Tweet or… wait for it…

The cover up.

Hahahahhahahahahahhahaha—

Delivered by The Daily Sheeple


Contributed by Melissa Melton of The Daily Sheeple.

Melissa Melton is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheeple and a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up!


Source: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/what-an-ass-mo-governor-jay-nixon-and-the-voting-scandal-of-buttcrackgate_112014


Before It’s News® is a community of individuals who report on what’s going on around them, from all around the world.

Anyone can join.
Anyone can contribute.
Anyone can become informed about their world.

"United We Stand" Click Here To Create Your Personal Citizen Journalist Account Today, Be Sure To Invite Your Friends.

Before It’s News® is a community of individuals who report on what’s going on around them, from all around the world. Anyone can join. Anyone can contribute. Anyone can become informed about their world. "United We Stand" Click Here To Create Your Personal Citizen Journalist Account Today, Be Sure To Invite Your Friends.


LION'S MANE PRODUCT


Try Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend 60 Capsules


Mushrooms are having a moment. One fabulous fungus in particular, lion’s mane, may help improve memory, depression and anxiety symptoms. They are also an excellent source of nutrients that show promise as a therapy for dementia, and other neurodegenerative diseases. If you’re living with anxiety or depression, you may be curious about all the therapy options out there — including the natural ones.Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend has been formulated to utilize the potency of Lion’s mane but also include the benefits of four other Highly Beneficial Mushrooms. Synergistically, they work together to Build your health through improving cognitive function and immunity regardless of your age. Our Nootropic not only improves your Cognitive Function and Activates your Immune System, but it benefits growth of Essential Gut Flora, further enhancing your Vitality.



Our Formula includes: Lion’s Mane Mushrooms which Increase Brain Power through nerve growth, lessen anxiety, reduce depression, and improve concentration. Its an excellent adaptogen, promotes sleep and improves immunity. Shiitake Mushrooms which Fight cancer cells and infectious disease, boost the immune system, promotes brain function, and serves as a source of B vitamins. Maitake Mushrooms which regulate blood sugar levels of diabetics, reduce hypertension and boosts the immune system. Reishi Mushrooms which Fight inflammation, liver disease, fatigue, tumor growth and cancer. They Improve skin disorders and soothes digestive problems, stomach ulcers and leaky gut syndrome. Chaga Mushrooms which have anti-aging effects, boost immune function, improve stamina and athletic performance, even act as a natural aphrodisiac, fighting diabetes and improving liver function. Try Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend 60 Capsules Today. Be 100% Satisfied or Receive a Full Money Back Guarantee. Order Yours Today by Following This Link.


Report abuse

    Comments

    Your Comments
    Question   Razz  Sad   Evil  Exclaim  Smile  Redface  Biggrin  Surprised  Eek   Confused   Cool  LOL   Mad   Twisted  Rolleyes   Wink  Idea  Arrow  Neutral  Cry   Mr. Green

    MOST RECENT
    Load more ...

    SignUp

    Login

    Newsletter

    Email this story
    Email this story

    If you really want to ban this commenter, please write down the reason:

    If you really want to disable all recommended stories, click on OK button. After that, you will be redirect to your options page.