Reptilians- Can't We Just Get Along?

Sheesh. All this fighting and arguing over a planet and a few billion souls. You would think SOMEBODY would be able to find a compromise. After all, how tough can it be? A little elbow room, a little food, some toys, we’re good, right? Doesn’t take much to keep most of us happy.

But Noooo. The green guys want it all, we’re told. They’re like bratty spoiled kids who won’t share. It wouldn’t be so bad if they actually respected us enough to NOT kill us. AHA! So THAT’S where the term “Green with envy” comes from!

And thinking there are lizard lipped beings pretending to be human, well, shouldn’t we instead ask “If humans are so baaaaad, why do you go to such great lengths to LOOK like us in the first place, hmmmm?” And where, exactly, do you put those TAILS? Don’t answer that.

I’m sorry. I have doubts. So what if they’re real? So what if they’re the remnants of some lost world and time? It’s really, really impolite to be sneaky. Gives the impression one might be up to no good.

Reptilians? Right. Let’s waste time trying to place the blame on them, instead of facing the true cause of our condition. Come to think of it, maybe I’ll hide too.

Do these creatures really exist? Probably. Many men and women believe they married one.

And when I think of certain people..never mind. Anyway, I’ve really never heard of a GOOD “reptilian”. Have you? Seems odd. Not one? Not a single case of a defection to the other side? No “insiders” that are helping the “other team”? Well, in fairness, it could be that any defector wouldn’t last long. Still, one would think the stories should at least be there.

On the bright side, there are a few advantages to being reptilian, though. Like when one dies, you never find a body. They have a picnic, and fancy purses and shoes are given out.

And picnics? Bugs are freebies.

I hear reptilian kids are great, though. Especially with butter.

Reptilian family trees? Very strong. Have to be to hold ‘em all up.

Favorite game: Smack a human. Favorite food: Snack a human.

All of a sudden, “going green” is taking on a whole new meaning!

So do they exist? What, do you live under a rock? You believe democrats or republicans really are good politicians. You believe American troops should be in [insert name of country here.] You don’t believe alternate forms of free energy exist. YOU BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT IS HERE TO HELP YOU. OF COURSE THEY EXIST! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

One last thing. I understand that if you make ‘em mad, they have a hard time maintaining their human appearance. Big deal. I’ve got relatives and neighbors like that. Anyway, show this article to your co-workers (or certain relatives if you’re brave enough) and watch ‘em carefully. If they start to change, toss ‘em a raw chicken and RUN! I am NOT including those who are already considered to be snakes..er, reptilians.

Let’s hope they have a sense of humor. BRB, someone’s scratching at the d [Connection lost. Retry?]