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BREAKING : Famous Quantum Physicist Admits "We have no f*cking idea" about the universe..."I just hope the world can forgive us." Admits No Idea What CERN Does!!!

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Famous Quantum Physicist Admits to Having, “No F*cking Idea” of the Universe. It’s Time for the New Theory of the Universal Law to Come.

 

by Henry Bizon, March 20, 2015

www.stankovuniversallaw.com

Dear Georgi,

I hope you and Carla are both well at the eleventh hour of the Equinox-Eclipse Portal.

I came across this short article just now and if you haven’t already seen it, I’m sure you will derive some satisfaction from it (see full text below).

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/02/10/we-honestly-have-no-fucking-idea-what-were-doing-admits-leading-quantum-physicist/

The physicist in question (Dr. Amit Goswami) was one of the leading scientists featured in the movie,

Watch here: “What The BLEEP Do We Know”,

which was a popular ‘cult’ movie about quantum science and spirituality, first released in 2004. I’m sure you will have seen it or know about it.

So it looks like a vacuum of knowledge has now materialized in the world of science, just in time for the introduction of your “New Theory of the Universal Law”.

With Love, Light and Very Best Wishes,

Henry (UK)

Read also here: Wikipedia: Universal Law

(I have just published this essay on the “Universal Law of Nature” in Wikipedia (under the existing bullshit on top) and would kindly ask anyone of you, who is competent in Wikipedia rules of Editing to do the editing of this article for me as I am not so good in this stuff. As you know, anybody can do editing work in Wikipedia. This technical edition will surely prolong the longevity of the essay. Last time I published it in 2010, it stayed for more than a year before some dark entity decided to take it down. This is how our final attack on the old matrix should commence. Note, George)

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“We Honestly Have No F*cking Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist

WW News

THEORETICAL Quantum Physicist Dr. Amit Goswami admitted today that he, and his peers, have absolutely ‘no f*cking idea’ what they’re doing, and claims they were no nearer than prehistoric man to figuring out the Universe.

“We have been just winging it to tell you the truth,” explained the 78-year-old in an exclusive interview with WWN. “Seriously, I haven’t a clue what’s going on. Either does anyone else in my field. We keep proving stuff that never actually happened”.

“Our cover is blown, what can I say? He added.

Dr. Goswami’s comments came after yet another alleged breakthrough in quantum mechanics which claims the universe has existed forever, as opposed to being created by a ‘big bang’.

“Over the years there have been just a handful of us pretending to know something about the universe that no one else does,” he went on. “But this is all lies to feed the charade. I’ve had some great times during the years; travelling the world, and giving talks on our pretend finds”.

When asked how he got away with it for so long, he replied: “I found out a long time ago that everything can be proven with a mathematical equation. Now, I mean everything; from unicorns, fire-breathing dragons, God and even the G-spot. None of it is true. Me and the handful that know the truth have been riding the Quantum Physicist celebrity wave for quite some time now, but it must end – before someone gets hurt”.

The University of Oregon professor warned that the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, could potentially wipe out the entire planet if the project is not put to a halt.

“Seriously, when myself, Higgs and Ben (Benjamin Lockspeiser CERN’s first president) first pitched the idea, we never thought it would get funding. It was gonna cost billions for Christs sake,” he recalled. “F*ck knows what the thing does – no one does. Firing particles at each other at the speed of light can’t end well. I’m just worried now we took the joke too far”.

Ending the interview, professor Goswami apologised for “spoofing” everybody over the years.

“I’m coming near the end of my days now and I just want to get this off my chest,” he said. “I just hope the world can forgive us”.

Addendum:

Dear Georgi,

Following up on my last e-mail, I hope you haven’t wasted much time on it. I saw initially some reader’s comments that the article was satirical and I assumed that this was a reference to the style of journalism.

However, I have since read a disclaimer on the website itself that, “Waterford Whispers News is a fabricated satirical newspaper…..”

Some people really need to get a life!

Anyway, fabricated or not, I’m sure the sentiments expressed are largely accurate even though useless as a reference.

With Love and Light,

Henry

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Dear Henry,

the name may be fictive as all the fictive scientists that pretend to be big, though less “beautiful minds”, but everything that has been stated in this article is the absolute truth. Satire is the utmost form of truth and honesty. Satire and humour are of divine origin, they are the privilege of highly evolved souls.

With love and light

George



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