Humor: #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
The 2016 election season is in full swing, and we are being inundated with the lies, insincere promises, mudslinging, and shenanigans that surround every presidential contest.
Twitter users are having some fun with the campaign circus. #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans is trending, and some of the Tweets are quite comical.
Here’s a sampling.
“Sit on my lap & I’ll give you a back rub” #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/1E3jhxtLjs
— Furrystoat (@Furrystoat) June 23, 2015
I’ll abide by that Constitu-whatis, as your new Oaf of Office… #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 23, 2015
I Would Do Anything For Votes. And Yes, I Would Do That. #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Ryan Santiago (@Ryan_Santiago) June 23, 2015
If it wasn’t4 that fact that my billionaire backers can only vote once I wouldn’t even be talking 2 U “poors” #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— MercurialMiss (@MercurialMiss) June 23, 2015
Santorum: “want to know more about my campaign? Then please please don’t google my name.” #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Bermondsey Lamb (@BermondseyLamb) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans I did not have sexual relations with anyone
— JTV (@jayv1974) June 23, 2015
All for one and One for the 1%
— Sharon Coates (@TopazSLC) June 23, 2015
How many ways can we divide this country more & resolve very little? You’ve got my word that I’ll find a way. #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Chuck Fiello Jr. (@OrangeChuck) June 23, 2015
What Difference Does it Make?!?! #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— jennifer mcfarlane (@jennifermcfarl4) June 23, 2015
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask how many ways your country can tax you. #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Chuck Fiello Jr. (@OrangeChuck) June 23, 2015
I’ll lie to you slightly less than that other guy. #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— ❄❄ Crystal ❄❄ (@panelrific) June 23, 2015
Hillary: Yes, I’m a Corporatist, But Gosh Darn It, I’m a Woman! #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— WMD’s? What WMD’s? (@BanTorture) June 23, 2015
Investing in me pays dividends!
[just ask my foreign donors]
— Rob Jones (@robjones3030) June 23, 2015
“And you get a new car, and you get a new car, and you and you!” #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Jeff Ellington (@Jeff_Ellington1) June 23, 2015
“Might As Well Vote For Me, Cause Voting Is An Illusion Of Choice. Either Way You’re Screwed LOL”
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans
— Johnny West (@DarksideJohnny) June 23, 2015
“But dad, it’s my turn.” #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/pMh9fisKFS
— Felipe Harker (@feharker) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans I Have No Interest In Taking Your Money Or Telling You What To Do
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 23, 2015
Mike Huckabee’s #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans: “I already got 19 votes. And counting”
— Barracks O’Bama (@P0TUS) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans WE’ve got what it takes – to take all you’ve got!
— Janie Johnson (@jjauthor) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans “Keeping You Safe…No Child Left Behind” pic.twitter.com/rWNJoI89TZ
— Rick Tapp (@rrt00004) June 23, 2015
Let’s try communism
— Keith Fuerstenberg (@FuKeith) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans “The Best Government Money Can Buy” pic.twitter.com/5TeM1x9GuC
— Rick Tapp (@rrt00004) June 23, 2015
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans Is it hot in here, or am I speaking? pic.twitter.com/HuwL4DmyGC
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) June 23, 2015
I’ll stick around for a third term if y’all amend the Constitution
#RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/ad1u01Om7h
— Brendan McInnis ㋡ (@BrendanMcInnis) June 23, 2015
Down with the 99% ! #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans @BernieSanders
— Jason Stutman (@JasonStutman) June 23, 2015
RT @jjauthor: #RejectedPrezCampaignSlogans There is no problem that cannot be fixed with other people’s money!” #TCOT #LNYHBT #TGDN #C2GTHR
— Dale (@Dbargen) June 23, 2015
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