Alien vs. Predator-- Carly vs. Hillary [Picture, Video]

Some twisted alien entity kicked my Martian poltergheist out of my brain and came up with this scenario for nightmare Election 2016–Figorina vs Cinton–The Alien vs. the Predator  Yikes! Next thing is we have to define who is which.  I’m seeing Clinton as a lizarrdy reptilian–but since reptilians have beeen on thhis planet for so  long, can we say that she is an “alien”?

Now, Carly  as a predator, yep, I can see that. Especially after her slash and dash at HP, where she fired thousands   But hey, she got ovaries, so she can challenge Clinton.

So Carly Fiorina is the “girl” on board, who will be used to lob sexist attacks at Hilary Clinton, demonstrating yet again that Republicans don’t understand what sexism is. Fiorina is going to be the “Republican feminist”. You know, the feminist who doesn’t believe in policies that support the feminist agenda. Yeah, that feminist.

All of this will greatly annoy voters who want to discuss things like why women don’t have equal pay yet, but when they ask that question they will be painted as tiresome and angry women who can’t get along with men and aren’t successful. Look, Carly did it, so stop being a loser, ladies! You shouldn’t ask the government to save you! (Republicans – and some Democrats – are too busy using government to save Big Oil to help actual voters.) Rinse, repeat.  SOURCE

To bolstser her business crediiantials, Fiorina touts her experience at HP:  despite having laid off 30,000 employees at HP and gutting the company.  Word is: she’d love to do the same to the federal government. Civil servants and government employees are quaking in their boots at the very idea of Carly as President,  Carky herself has said that people such as Steve Jobs told her that she would make enemies at HP, and for sure, she has made a lot of them.

The No. 1 criticism lofted at Carly Fiorina is that she oversaw the disastrous 2002 Compaq merger, leading to some 30,000 layoffs at Hewlett-Packard during her tenure as CEO.  source

Fiorina has tried to spin the layoffs, saying they were the result of bad timing that coincided with the bursting of the tech bubble in 2000.