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Stuff Lodged In Your Keyboard

Sunday, December 13, 2015 17:08

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A DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE STUFF LODGED IN YOUR KEYBOARD

If your computer is half as old as whatever’s stuck in its keyboard, then the time for new is now

12. Dirt

Boring, universal, and uninspired. There’s nothing special about the dirt between your keyboard’s cracks.

11. Coffee

Yawn. A common blunder, barely worthy of consideration.

10. Whatever Was on Your Kid’s Hands Before They Used Your Computer

We don’t want to know. Whatever it is, it’s going to wreak havoc on your tilde and your immune system.

9. Potato Chip Crumbs

This is a step in the right direction as far as food particles go. (Bonus pointsif they contain esoteric seasoning.)

8. Cake

Kudos for creativity here. Edges out chips by a small margin.

7. Tears

That’s why you always back up your files.

6. Sand

Sometimes it’s hard to turn off during vacation. Now you’ll have no choice, because the remnants of Waikiki mucked up just about everything except caps lock.

5. Drool

Not bad. Then again, you probably wouldn’t have to sleep at your desk if that keyboard were firing on all cylinders in the first place.

4. Pollen

Gesundheit.

3. Pasta sauce

OK, so this probably means you ate a legitimate bowl of penne at your desk. That’s impressive and worthy of a top-three spot.

2. Cat Fur

Hard to shoo something so cute from your work space. Good luck untanglingthose hairballs from your space bar.

1. An Entire Meal

Now the only thing missing from your desk is a coffee mug labeled “#1 Slob.”

Lucky for you, the latest PCs with 6th Generation Intel® Core™ processors are here, like a 2 in 1 laptop with a keyboard that flips 360 degrees or detaches completely to spare your keys from eating any leftovers.

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