Feel Safer Now, America? The TSA Just Confiscated a CNN Journalist’s Pimento Cheese
It’s hard to believe people still fly in this country… still consent to putting up with this crap.
The TSA just confiscated CNN journalist Campbell Brown’s pimento cheese.
The @TSA took my pimento cheese pic.twitter.com/2camMavBBh
— Campbell Brown (@campbell_brown) April 10, 2016
Because if the TSA is anything, it is tireless in protecting America from a paste made of cheese, pimentos, and mayonnaise… the real terror.
What’s worse is, we live in a climate in America where you can’t even be sure these people are joking.
@campbell_brown @watchmennews @TSA Looks like plastic explosives to me…. — Kathrine (@lymynn) April 12, 2016
@campbell_brown @TSA Pimento Cheese is well know WMD. Very closely guarded secret.
— John Pileggi (@JohnPileggi) April 10, 2016
This one probably wasn’t.
@campbell_brown @TSA If you think that’s crazy, you should see what TSA agents do with peanut butter! — Smiley 4 America (@SCrankenhoofIII) April 12, 2016
Or this one.
@campbell_brown @TSA That’s odd….. TSA confiscated my box of Ritz Crackers………
— Secret Squirrel (@SecritSqrl) April 11, 2016
In fact, that’s the first thought I had when I saw the Tweet. Somewhere in the back, a bunch of TSA agents were chowing down on Pimento cheese like little mafia goblins.
It really is like they gave a bunch of adults with the mindset of 12-year-old schoolyard bullies who have no common sense whatsoever a costume and a little authority and just set them free to be horrible jerks to innocent Americans in airports across the country.
Don’t you feel safer from the dreaded terrorists pimento cheese, America?
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