Important Notice to All Computer Users ....
happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking
for an answer to her questions like …..
“How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?”
She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when
she suddenly received an email notification with a response.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate—————————–
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!’
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Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2016/04/important-notice-to-all-computer-users.html
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LOL! Classic!
So now you guys are literally posting EVERYTHING that gets forwarded to your inbox? Not just rants, written by disgruntled sixty-somethings full of “I’m not racist, I just need to say a bunch of racist stuff right now” lines, and “back in my day we blah blah blah”.
Now you’re actually posting lame jokes forwarded to your email? I mean seriously, this is the kind of moronic drivel my uncle would forward, and think it’s funny.
Now I get to see it on the front page as a top news story because of your cryptic BS headline.
This site desperately needs a vote function, so worthless stories like this can get voted into the ground where they belong.
Although I kind of agree with you, it is good to have a little humor mixed in with all of the mostly false doom and gloom on this site. Even if I was sort of tricked into reading it.
As far as the racist stuff goes, I don’t know how that even came into this discussion.
Clever and very “tongue in cheek” humor ! I liked it !!!