Nibiru, A Flat Earth, and Winged Humanoids

All captured in a single image, all for your viewing pleasure.

This was the view this morning as the “winged destroyer” was accompanying the Sun as it rose over the Gulf of Mexico.  As seen marked by the up triangle (….not to be confused with Charlie’s Angles), the killer inbound Planet X casts it’s own reflection on the placid Gulf waters. [No, ... not flaccid, placid Gulf waters].

I took the liberty to add a red line at the horizon, to show that indeed the Earth is flat!!!  Who Knew???  Some of the most astounding footage EVER!

And if that wasn’t enough, this single photo also CLEARLY documents 2 winged humanoids, as marked by the arrows!  They flew past at blistering speeds, and I wasn’t able to track them, but I have little doubt that the sub-millimeter infrared telescope should be able to pick them up and I will post back when I uncover their nefarious activities.

This single photo, taken with a set of $49.99 BINNERS attached to an ordinary optically unenhanced pair of binoculars should be proof enough that the remaining stock of BINNERS will be flying off the shelves.  Do not wait until they are gone, at this price, with THIS PROOF, be the first in your neighborhood to SEE WHAT CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.