The "M" word . . . by Jeff Foxworthy
Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the
French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad
golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc., but its insensitive
to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be
politically incorrect, by including our friends, the
Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his
list …
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and
suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t
declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a
Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward, you
are part of the problem here in America – but if you delete
this, you are most likely a Muslim.
Freedom Is not Free!!!
INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!
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Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2016/11/the-m-word-by-jeff-foxworthy.html
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