The "M" word . . . by Jeff Foxworthy

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his
list …

  1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

  2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

  3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

  4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

  5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and
suicide, You may be a Muslim.

  6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t
declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

  7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

  8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a
Muslim.

  9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

  10. If you find this offensive and do not forward, you
are part of the problem here in America – but if you delete
this, you are most likely a Muslim.
 
Freedom Is not Free!!!

INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!