Ode of Joy to Brian Williams, Mr. Fake News

Ode of Joy to Brian Williams, Mr. Fake News

By Jon Rappoport

“Now this is rich. Brian Williams, the disgraced ex-NBC journalist who was literally fired for falsely reporting that he was in a helicopter during the Iraq war that took on combatant fire, is now going on a crusade against ‘fake news’…So, we should probably just ignore that time Williams simply ‘mis-remembered’ being in a helicopter taking on combatant fire when he was actually completely safe in a convoy about an hour away. [Williams]: ‘I don’t know what screwed up in my mind that caused me to conflate one aircraft with another’.” (Zero Hedge, December 9)

O newsman man
You’re ready to go
Ready to blow smoke
Up the stack of the blind mind

You came under fire
You were a liar
But now you’re reformed
You’re entirely normal

So we can trust you
We’ll never bust you
Your lust for heroism
Has been surgically removed

Hoovered out of your brain
By your sane masters at NBC
And we are your audience again
In the den of television democracy

O newsman man
You’re ready to go
Ready to blow fake news
And fake views

With a pitiless force
Pinning 250,000 secret Russian agent bloggers
To the wall of shame
They’re to blame

For Wikileaks
And the Twin Peaks mind control op
That will never stop
As long as Putin is the rootin’-tootin’

Global cop of information
Directing traffic
Through the hack of nations
Feeding the slog blog

Universal cogs of the machine
Aimed at the Clinton team
It was all a ruse
Designed to give Trump juice

Sure it was
And the KGB fuzz
Buzzed around Hillary’s head
And made her sleep in a sweaty bed

Of false crimes she never committed
She never did anything wrong
She was just singing a song
Of liberty and equality

O newsman man
You’re the defender of truth
In the broadcast booth
Keeping us safe

From the wraiths of deception
An exceptional man taking a stand
For rationality
Defender of the throne

Built from the bones of necessary war
To keep us free
From independent alt insanity
In these dangerous times

When uncontrolled speech
Is our greatest enemy
And we thank you with full hearts
For the part you play

In the climb toward greater honesty
And liberation from the 250,000 dupes and dopes
Of the Russian bear
Whose hair is on fire

To drive us into the camp of the liar Assange
And his bonds of info slavery
Away from the bravery of NBC, WaPo, ABC
And all the other

Mainstream mothers at whose teats we suckle
In this buckle-up war against fake news
Whose agents are using us
To light a fuse under truth

And blow the planetary reality
Media create to smithereens
Leaving us without an oar
In the great ocean of Mordor

O newsman man
Save us from that scene
Put the shine and the sheen
Back on the screens

So we can bask in your holy light
And think what is right
And escape the blight
And return to the tight night

Of network editing out the grave slights
Against the might
Of the centralized sight
Of the princely faces of the anchors

The anchors
The true aces amidst the dreck-deck of fake news
Rise up, Brian!
Take your place again

In the firmament of stars
A scion of Mars
Lead us into battle
Against the sword rattle

Of fake sites
And victory will be ours
And the scars of this war
Will remind us all

Of the core of our fall
That we didn’t believe
The weave of your story
And deserted your glory

For a moment’s reprieve
From godly authority
O newsman man
Take us under your wing

So we all can sing
The same tune
We’re all together in this
Experiencing the bliss

Of unity again
And the kiss of programming
Magnetically drawing us
Into the leaven of heaven

By grace
And your polished face
We are your space
We’re back in the place

Where your smoke
And your okey-doke
Are exactly the hoke
We all need

To bleed back
The screed
Of Your need
To rule us

To fool us
To school us
To tool us
Into weapons

In the ongoing war
Against fakery
O great Brian!
Newsman man

You’re ready to go
Ready to blow smoke
Up the stack of the blind mind
O great wind

Blow, Brian, blow!
There’s no one
Like a reformed liar
To decorate the spire

Of the Church of News
And direct us to rest in the breast
Of the best of the
Jest.

Filed under: Uncategorized Jon Rappoport has worked as a free-lance investigative reporter for over 30 years. http://nomorefakenews.com/