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Ted Cruz’s “Passionate” and “Slightly NSFW” Speech About Queso Will Either Earn Your Respect or Violate You

Thursday, December 8, 2016 15:51

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In a taste test between Arkansas cheese dip and Texas queso, Ted Cruz spent 41-seconds talking about how much he loves queso… Forty one seconds that have been described on a scale from inspiring to vomit-inducing to “slightly NSFW”.

Others have said Cruz straight up ruined queso for them forever.

Warning: This video could ruin queso for you forever.

.@tedcruz passionately defending cheese: “Queso is made to be scooped up with tortilla trips, dribbling down your chin and onto your shirt.” pic.twitter.com/8j1u4ix5W0

— Jordan Rudner (@jrud) December 7, 2016

Specifically because it was Ted Cruz, many reacted in horror at never being able to look at queso the same way again.

@jrud @tedcruz he’s making me hate queso pic.twitter.com/n3xId6Cinv

— rolltide (@danajbama) December 7, 2016

@jrud @tedcruz america does not deserve the imagery of ted cruz sloppily eating chips and queso

— Riley Palmer (@ThePalmerizer) December 7, 2016

@jrud can we make a list of people who are never allowed to use the word “dribbling?”

— andy schauer (@andy_schauer) December 7, 2016

@jrud @tedcruz this makes me terribly uncomfortable

— bell (@urlbell) December 7, 2016

@jrud @tedcruz pic.twitter.com/2227jmB3Od

— André Alessi (@AndreAlessi) December 7, 2016

@jrud @Laidback_Blake @tedcruz /vomits all over the world

— Safety pin Joshua (@spiderkav) December 8, 2016

Ted Cruz just ruined queso for me.

NO ONE ASK HIM WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT FROZEN MARGARITAS

— Cody Permenter (@somecody) December 7, 2016

Although others said it was one of the best speeches Cruz has ever given.

.@jrud @tedcruz This is hands down the best speech Ted Cruz has ever given

— Travis Lien (@starcatcinema) December 7, 2016

@i_r_j @jrud That statement made me change my opinion on Ted Cruz.

— dylan thomas (@dglennthomas) December 7, 2016

@ab1498 @jrud @tedcruz @sdunlap23 well if he’d said this earlier, maybe he’d have gotten the nomination. just sayin. I’d've voted for him.

— ethereal_lifestyle (@graceee_1699) December 8, 2016

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