Ew: DC Restaurant Serves “Golden Showers” Pee-Themed Burger in “Honor” of Trump, Donates Proceeds to Planned Parenthood

Well, this is just gross.

As previously reported, the mainstream media was trolled into reporting what appears to be fake “intel” involving Donald Trump, prostitutes, and pee. The resultant debacle has come to be known as #GoldenShowerGate.

One DC restaurant has decided to capitalize on the fake news by offering a pee-themed “Golden Showers” Burger.

Via The Washingtonian:

Behold, the Golden Showers Burger, a collaborative special from Community diner in Bethesda and local food writer Nevin Martell.

Per Martell, the patty is “drenched with self-tanning cheddar and yellow mustard leaking down the sides, and topped with a very small pickle.” It also comes with a tall glass of lemonade and a lemon-glazed doughnut for an “unforgettable happy ending.”

Because nothing says “Boy am I hungry” like a food that imitates prostitutes urinating…

Oh wait, that’s probably true in DC.

Ooooooh

The meal was only available yesterday by request — meaning the customer had to ask all special for his or her golden showers burger. All this pee-pee food for just $20 — $5 of which would be donated to Planned Parenthood. You know. For some abortions or whatever cuz that’s trendy and liberal and stuff.

Washingtonian reporter Anna Spiegel wrote, “Food porn never tasted so good.”

Sigh.

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