Planet X Is.... Is... Gone! (True Story)

Based on some super deep info provided to me by one of EraserHeads college roommates buddies who worked at NASA, I have it on excellent authority that Planet X/Wormwood/Nibiru/The Destroyer/Nimrod [take your pick] is now ……. GONE!!

I know, Incredible right?  Well, according to my source, the flying rods of the late 90′s interwebs fame were not just some optical illusion, but were indeed actual things that when combined, like the Wonder Twins ‘activate’, could do some serious business.

Apparently, the Chemtrailing of the past decade was designed to keep the rods from flying ‘out’ of our atmosphere [I know, who knew???].  The pesky Russians hacked into some gmail account and uncovered the passwords for both The Reptilian Overlord and none other than Ashtar him(her)-self, and they had some compromising pictures of said ‘rods’.

So, they trained the rods to collectively fly into Planet X, almost Armageddon-style, and they pushed the killer Planet into an anti-ecliptical plane, where it was swallowed by a Black Hole.

What a relief.  The coming Pole shift is now cancelled, due to lack of participation.  But that is not to be confused with the Ukranian Square Dance, nor the Uzbeckistani Street Battle Dance-Off.

I videoed the entire operation with a fairly inexpensive telescope, outfitted with my pair of BINNER 2.0 glasses.  I am holding the evidence in escrow until somebody ponies up a cool [wait for it]……….. One Million Dollars!!!!

#BlackHolesMatter