Hillary Clinton is Calling New Book “What Happened”, but Twitter Users Have Better Title Ideas

If you are one of the many people who wishes that Hillary Rotten Clinton would quietly retire, never to be seen in the public eye again – well, I’ve got bad news for you.

Still blaming everyone but herself and the ridiculous antics of the DNC for her devastating election loss, Clinton has a new book coming out about her defeat that is called – and I am not making this up – “What Happened.”

Publisher Simon & Schuster told The Associated Press that Clinton’s book will be a highly personal work that also is a “cautionary tale” about Russian interference in last year’s election and its threat to democracy:

“Now free from the constraints of running, Hillary takes you inside the intense personal experience of becoming the first woman nominated for president by a major party in an election marked by rage, sexism, exhilarating highs and infuriating lows, stranger-than-fiction twists, Russian interference, and an opponent who broke all the rules,” according to Simon & Schuster. “In these pages, she describes what it was like to run against Donald Trump, the mistakes she made, how she has coped with a shocking and devastating loss, and how she found the strength to pick herself back up afterwards.”

The Good People of Twitter are sharing alternate title suggestions under the hashtag #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

“Rumors of my Assangination have been greatly correct.”

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— Julian Assange (@JulianAssange) July 27, 2017

“Assange Broke Me” #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— BenTallmadge (@PepeIsFedUp) July 27, 2017

“How I stole the primaries and still lost the election”#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— RussianNothingBurger (@RoryFMTTP) July 27, 2017

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— Young CEO Magazine (@YoungCEOMagazin) July 27, 2017

“Too Big To Jail” #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— BenTallmadge (@PepeIsFedUp) July 27, 2017

How to steal an election and still lose#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— kbow (@Kbowsi) July 27, 2017

Everyone’s reaction to Hillary Clinton’s book title, “What Happened?”#BetterNamesForHillarysBook #WhatHappened pic.twitter.com/QshJrDc3ne

— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) July 27, 2017

“Pied Piper: My Genius Strategy to Elect Donald Trump”#BetterNamesForHillarysBook https://t.co/Ayw9DSVZOq

— Julian Assange (@JulianAssange) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook: “How to rig a primary, collude with the mainstream media, get millions of illegal votes and STILL lose.”

— Makada (@_Makada_) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook
Let me tell you about the real me pic.twitter.com/hafWVAMvmL

— Courtney (@CoMmOn_SeNsE100) July 27, 2017

It Takes a Haitian Village (To Pay For Chelsea’s Wedding) #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— boobsrus (@AuburnJulia) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook: Excuses, A Memoir By Hillary Clinton…
Much More Accurate Than “What Happened” I’m Thinkin’🤔 pic.twitter.com/j9lO7lTC21

— DeplorableRāzərbak (@MediaJuggernaut) July 27, 2017

How To Lose Elections And Alienate People #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— brownOUT (@JHWalz32) July 27, 2017

Day Drinking Because You Hate Me: A Tale of Loss#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) July 27, 2017

Russia, Russia, Russia#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— Mo’ Covfefe Please (@_thymes) July 27, 2017

How to Make Murder Look Like Suicide for Dummies#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— Comrade Winters (@SWintersMusic) July 27, 2017

“Fifty Shades of Shady”

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— WikiLeaksFF (@RhondaRoseFlora) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook “Are you there Vodka? It’s me, Hillary”

— Charisse Van Horn (@charissemarie) July 27, 2017

“With a cloth or something: 99 ways to wipe that server squeaky clean” #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— I wonder how many le (@ififokiedokie) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook
“I Outspent My Opponent by $200 Million, had the Media Behind Me, and Still Lost to a Newcomer to Politics”

— John Smith (@bjV80JIuSVTZ1nJ) July 27, 2017

#BetterNamesForHillarysBook
“Everyones fault but mine: A victims memoir.”

— SomeAssNamedCarl (@RealCarlHardt) July 27, 2017

And, my personal favorite…

Subterfuge, Hypocrisy, Election Rigging. My long road to the concession speech. #BetterNamesForHillarysBook

— White_Privilege (@LeFancyFredd) July 27, 2017

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