American Revolution 2.0; Roger Goodell as Che Guevara

Roger Goodell is reputed to have trousered a cool 150 millions plus thus far into his tenure as NFL comish. He’s in the late stages of negotiating a new contract. Maybe that explains why he’s suddenly woke, and big time!

Yup, all those millionaire NFL guys are a force for good in their communities, as are their billionaire owners. They, and not Trump, speak for grass-roots America.

Grass-roots America, led by Hillary, Michael Moore, and now Goodell, are sick to death of that fake president Putin gifted America. They just can’t take it anymore!

Americans.

What the hell is wrong with those people? They can’t afford universal health care but they can afford a trillion dollar military budget?

They have a homeless population in the millions which they can’t afford to make right, but they can afford to build tax-payer subsidized stadiums for the billionaire owners of their NFL teams?

They can pick and choose the next leader of Brazil or Honduras or Ukraine, but when some Russian teenagers post anti-American propaganda on Facebook, Putin is undermining their democracy?

America is the most hyper-militarized state in the history of history, but some fat Korean kid in charge of a nuclear weapons program that is approximately where America’s nuke program was in 1943 is an existential threat?

Grow up, America!

When America’s severely dysfunctional democracy threw up Donald Trump as its president, I figured that’s exactly the cartoon caricature of a president that modern day America deserves.

Between Moore and Goodell and Hillary, they’ve got the “resistance” they deserve too.

Good luck, America!