Sep 2018 seems so LONG ago, but Tim the Enchanter is still hilarously WRONG !!!

Dug through the Way Back Machine for this splendid little ditty.  Remember it, back in early September 2018, there was a massive 72 hour ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the predictions came raining down, like Pink Salt.  10/6 – 10/13 – 11/11 – Hell, the entire month of November came and went without so much as a whimper.

So here we sit in Feb of 2019.  It would be fun to scramble the numbers and make all sorts of useless predictions, but I’d rather train my telescope to the skys, looking for the Mythical, Magical Killer Fantasy Planet.  I mean, I can clearly see Saturn, the Moon, Venus, AND Jupiter all in the eastern sky in the early wee hours before dawn.

Surely I ought to be able to see the demise of us all?!?!  (I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley).

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You ever find those Super Secret Coordinates there, Tim???  I got a real quality telescope now.