Other species feces

There’s a proud Irishman I run into at the dog park who has the mixed blessing of owning an English Lab. It’s a mixed blessing largely because the English have always let down the Irish. Every character flaw that Lab manifests is automatically assumed to be a reult of its “English” origins. Like the fact that this otherwise loveable Lab likes to eat dog poo. That’s obviously the English side coming out. If there was such a thing as an Irish Lab you can bet it would be too proud to eat dogshit. So I tell the guy about my issues with Bruno Big-Lips, our Italian mastiff. Bruno is too proud to eat dogshit, but he often confuses the cat’s litter-box with an orderve tray. The proud Irishman sees his opening… “Well, at least my dog doesn’t eat other species feces.” Other species feces? I figure add a bass line and some turntable scratching and we could have the next hip-hop chart-topper!