Canada falls to AEL

And who are the AEL, you ask? Why, that would be the American Empire Loyalists, of course! And they totally run Canada! Every think-tank, every poly-sci department, every mainstream media outlet from the Globe to the CBC to whatever is left of PostMedia (half a dozen unpaid interns working out of a Tim Hortons in Burlington); each and every voice we hear demands fealty to the American Empire. Land of the Free. Home of the Brave. Leader of the Free World. The Light upon the Hill… and so forth. America is the undisputed leader of Team Democracy in the epic battle against “authoritarianism.” You know; China, Iran and Russia. And of course, their vassals in North Korea, Cuba, and a few other shithole countries. We must prepare to fight them to save our democracy and our values. “Our values” have been on full display to the world as the genocide in Gaza has been unfolding. In the “free world” we’re discouraged from watching Al Jazeera. In the rest of the world they’ve been watching 24/7 coverage of the IDF massacre-of-the-day for almost four months now. The rest of the world finds our values rather repugnant. Perhaps we Canadians should reconsider our alliances. I’d vote for opting out of the American Empire. I don’t think the values of the Empire reflect Canadian values today. Let’s join the rest of the world instead.