Navigating by the Stars for Alcoholics

Navigating by the Stars for Alcoholics

Turn right at the Angel (Virgo)

Straight on at the Bear (Ursa Major)

A pint or two at the Bull (Taurus)

Down the road to the Dolphin (Delphinus)

A bite to eat at the Green Dragon (Draco)

Avoid Hadrian at the Eagle and Child (Aquila and Antinous)

A crafty half at the Fox and Goose (Vulpecula and Anser)

Up the hill to the Goat (Capricornus)

Catch up with Mick the Miller at the Greyhound (Canis Major)

Dash over to the Flying Horse (Pegasus)

Down to the Golden Lion (Leo) where they are doing a roaring trade

A quick smoke at the Phoenix (the Southern Birds)

Shortcut across the field to the Plough (Ursa Major again)

Hob knob with the stars at Guy Ritchie’s Punchbowl (Crater)

Get fleeced at the Ram’s Head (Aries)

See Maid Marian at the Robin Hood (Sagittarius)

A punt up by the river to the Swan (Cygnus)

Karaoke with Elvis at the Three Kings (Orion’s Belt)

Finish the evening seeing mythical creatures at the Unicorn (Monoceros)

As Oscar Wilde famously once said:

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

For more strange co-incidences see:

https://pubastrology.com/

https://pubastrology.com/the-emperors-new-clothes/

Our future is written in the stars…..

All the best,

Drew

(Main star charts courtesy of Sidney Hall – Urania’s Mirror 1824 and Johannes Hevelius 1690)