Nobel "Piece" Prize Goes to Obama
…. for being a piece of schit.
Also a new category has just been announced for Chess.
Obama is in the running because he conducts foreign diplomacy like a game of Chess and he’s brilliant at it.
He begins by knocking over all the pieces, to startle his opponent
Then he schits on the board to horrify them
Then while his opponent and the observers are in shock he struts around the board like he’s won.
Works every time.
It was pointed out to him that a pigeon could do that…but he’s having none of it.
“Does a pigeon do this?” he said while throwing his arms up and hugging his best mate. Apparently they are more than just good friends.
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