8 Real Sex Stories That Will Make Your Cringe

Human beings are innately curious, and, when it comes to our curiosity, nothing gets us hooked more than real sex stories.

Especially when they’re weird.

Join us, today, as we take a look at eight unfortunate sex tales from across the Internet.

1. One For The Road

The first of our real sex stories concerns a young woman on her way back from a trip abroad.

Hoping to give her eager boyfriend a treat he’d been wanting for some time, this young lady didn’t even have time to get home before things got out of control.

“My boyfriend has always wanted me to give him head while he’s driving.”

While driving home, his hands wandered to her thighs, and then further. One thing lead to another, and she decided to give him what he wanted. Only her father, who unluckily worked for the same airport she’d arrived at, had decided to come home early to meet her.

Pulled up at a stoplight, her boyfriend inside of her mouth, the young woman was horrified to hear her father’s voice greet them. She was more horrified to find her boyfriend finishing in her mouth at that exact moment.

What a welcome home ceremony!

2. More Than She Bargained For

One of our next real sex stories is from a woman who knew exactly she was getting into something alternative but didn’t know which direction it would go in.

A sex worker was paid a large sum of money by a dental hygienist for him to “blow off some steam” with her. He began by tying her up and placing both of her feet in stirrups she’d set up.

Things quickly took a turn for the unexpected. The client began performing a full dental exam on the gaps between her toes, with a complete set of mirrors and equipment he’d brought with him.

“I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants.”

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3. A Little Tough Love

Another unlucky couple had decided to have sex sitting up, one night.

The woman, into a little bit of spanking, became so excited during the act that she asked her boyfriend to spank her harder than he usually did.

He obliged, and as the sex ramped up, she asked for more spanking. As she got closer to the point of no return, her bouncing threw them briefly out of sync.

That’s when the boyfriend missed his mark and spanked himself in the scrotum.

Horrified, the girlfriend ran off to the bathroom to get him a towel, and found his roommate in the bathroom, masturbating to the sound of them.

4. Put The LIME In The Coconut

A new couple was having troubles in bed.

She’d had troubles getting wet in the past, and much as she liked him, it seemed the same issue was affecting her again. Frustrated, and having never had any luck with traditional lubes (they gave her UTIs) the young woman took to the Internet for an answer.

Somebody suggested coconut oil as a safer, more natural solution. She decided to try it out that night.

Things began successfully enough, and the couple was ecstatic. Then he began noticing some discomfort, and things took a turn for the worst.

Some extreme swelling and a trip to the emergency room later, doctors informed the boyfriend he was extremely allergic to coconut oil. To add insult to injury, the allergy is considered extremely rare.

5. Pushing The Envelope

Sometimes, the biggest part of sex isn’t the sex. Sometimes, it’s the odd and (no judgment) weird things we let our partners watch us do afterward.

Case in point, one woman had just finished with her partner but decided it would be hot to let him watch her push out what he’d just left inside of her. They’d been having anal sex, to boot, which made matters even more interesting.

What came out, however, wasn’t his.

As she put it, “I farted instead of pushing out a creampie. I’d asked him to watch, and instead of pushing out his semen, I accidentally farted right in his face. I was mortified.”

That’s one to pretend never happened, we’re betting.

6. Out To Sea

A couple looking to spice up their sex life checked into a hotel with a waterbed. They’d never had sex on one before, and they were excited to find a place that still had one.

It didn’t take long for them to realize the problem with their plan.

Mid-session, the unlucky women was reintroduced to a problem from her childhood days out on her uncle’s speedboat. Intense water sickness.

As you might expect from an entry in this list, she became instantly sick. So instantly, in fact, that there was no chance for her to even dismount and run to the bathroom. A huge, embarrassing mess followed.

“After I got my stomach settled, we had sex on the floor.”

7. A Story With A Bite To It

Another unfortunate woman told a story about her dental bridge falling out during oral sex. This was during a one night stand, and her partner instantly realized something had gone wrong.

“He tried to play it off at first, but you could tell he was freaked out and trying to figure it out.”

The man, upon seeing the solid, red piece of wet plastic with pieces on his member, quickly assumed the worst. “He must have thought he’d literally banged my brains out because he insisted on me opening my mouth and telling him if I was okay. I had so much explaining to do.”

8. Getting A Leg Up

The last of today’s real sex stories involves a small amount of blunt force trauma, and a lot of embarrassment.

A woman was in the middle of a hot session when she and her partner decided to switch positions. She’d been in missionary and on the spur of the moment, they opted for doggy.

He pulled out and took a step back.

Laying on her back, she swung her leg over. And then kept swinging.

“I’m not usually clumsy, but I just kept going. Maybe it was all the energy from what we were doing, but I swung my leg over and just kept going.”

The intrepid young woman launched off the bed, smacking her head on the bedside table on her way down and knocking herself unconscious.

“When I woke up, I had a terrified new lover standing over me and no recollection of the last minute and a half. Needless to say, we didn’t get back into it for a few more minutes.”

Real Sex Stories: And Now You Know

As humans, sometimes we can get a little overexcited.

When we bring sex into the matter, the results can get more than a little interesting.

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