Oumuamua Returned the Missing MooCow

Oumuamua Returned the Missing MooCow 

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After many missing years of Moocow’s ultimate disappearance and his abrupt return to this Earth from 2016, the recent space fleet Oumuamua was just that! A new Modified enhanced SpaceShip!

A flying time traveling device that humans shipped off back in 2015 that ended up circling around the galaxies in time warps and now what humans today labeled it as “Oumuamua”, the meteor looking solid rock was none other than your old device that was sent towards Pluto! The New Horizons Spacecraft! Why it looks so different from the original New Horizons is due to all the rocks and debris clinging onto it and forming its cigar shaped UFO structure after being warped in Time! Also bunch of other things started accumulating all over it like barnacles of the sea creature things to modify, build off of it and other stuff, but thats not important.

It has gone beyond 6 million years iinto the future and has finally circled back into our Solar System as it dropped off MooCow to torment you all once again in the world of nano particles and dream state dimensional lands of argue!  After seeing the world in such a state of agony, MooCow suggest you all to take out your primative cell phones and scan the bar code and donate any amount of Bitcoin today! Before supplies last! The flip phones and rotary dials still don’t know how to scan. FEAR the MooCow and EAT MORE GMO