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What To Do With A Dead Banker. Bankers Are 'Committing Suicide' At Alarming Rates. What Are We To Do About This Phenomena???

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As recently reported in the article Another Banker Bites The Dust #77, the banking industry is apparently becoming, for whatever reason, a very depressing line of work. While some are choosing to resolve their guilt complexes and/ or terror of joining the rest of us by actually working for a living in the traditional manner of jumping out of their luxury apartments, others are finding more elaborate means to off themselves. Such as strangling themselves or shooting themselves multiple times in the head with nail guns. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you’ve ever seen the movie Bonfire of the Vanities, you might feel a slight bit of compassion for them. But if you’ve read the book, you would not. These ‘Masters of the Universe’ proudly make a living off of buying and selling us human cannon fodder for their own amusement and greatly enjoy watching us toil and spin to create their luxuries. So in contemplating a solution to this growing problem, I recalled a book I read years ago called, What to do with a dead lawyer.

 

 

   

   

 

 

In it, a wide variety of solutions are presented which encapsulate the methods in which each type of lawyer capitalized on our misfortune, as these examples illustrate. While the bleeding heart liberals may bemoan the tragedy of having to witness the untimely endings of these creatures, there are many of us whom will take comfort in knowing that they are creating jobs for people that clean up the many messes they leave behind, while also be thrilled at the opportunity to find new, more productive inhabitants to lease their apartments and drive their fancy cars. 

 

 

 

 

Feel free to list below your ideas on what to do with these people once their conscience- or perhaps the skeletons in their closets, catch up with them. 



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