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Warning to The FBI – Dr. Turi and Christopher Dorner

 

 DON’T MISS DR. TURI ON THE AIR TONIGHT AT 11.30 ET 

http://www.starseedenergyradio.com/ PREDICTIONS/UFO/ETC.

 ”For those who know me and the Cosmic Code jurisdictions, no explanation is necessary;  For those who do not, none will ever suffice…

A DIRECT WARNING TO DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, THE POLICE ADMINISTRATION, THE FBI, CIA AND ALL THE SECRET SERVICE AGENCIES!

CHRISTOPHER DORMER IS RESPONDING NEUROTICALLY, COSMICALLY TO THE CURRENT SCORPIUS DRAGON AIMING FOR THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY AND ITS FULL PREDICTED RESTRUCTURE  SLOWLY BECOMING A REALITY! FOR ME TO DO WHAT I DID AND PURPOSELY “INVITE” THE FBI IN MY HOUSE SPEAK OF A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE I HAVE FOR A COSMIC UNCONSCIOUS POLICE ADMINISTRATION AND ALL OUR BRAVE PUBLIC SERVANTS RISKING THEIR LIVES DAILY.

ALL YOU ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY WITH MR. DORMER  SPEAKS OF THE DESTRUCTIVE SCORPIUS POWER REGIMENTING YOUR LIVES AND THE REASON WHY IN ORDER TO ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION  I WROTE ‘KILL ALL THE FBI AGENTS.”

I AM ASKING THE POLICE AND MY WORLD WIDE READING AUDIENCE TO TAKE ME VERY SERIOUSLY FOR I KNOW OF THE EXTRAORDINARY PLUTONIC FORCES INSIDE THIS DESPERATE MAN AND HIS DEDICATION TO KILL MANY OF YOU.

I TRIED THE IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH YOU LAST FEW DAYS PUTTING MYSELF AND MY WIFE IN A PECULIAR POSITION AND FOR ME TO DO SO SPEAK OF MY COURAGE, DEDICATION, CONVICTION AND RARE WISDOM TO HELP YOU CATCH THIS KILLER WITH MY EXPERTISE!

YOU ARE DEALING WITH COSMIC FORCES YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. I WILL OFFER YOU THE REAL REASONS WHY MR. DORMER WENT ON THIS DEADLY RAMPAGE AND  THE ANSWERS ARE WELL ABOVE THE FIVE LIMITED HUMAN SENSES OF ALL THE TRADITIONALLY EDUCATED DETECTIVES ASSIGNED TO STOP HIM!   CHRISTOPHER DORMER WARNED YOU ,ITS NOW MY TURN TO DO THE SAME, WITH THE DIFFERENCE THAT I AM ON YOUR SIDE!

DR. TURI 

 Dear Readers;

The message I received yesterday from those two FBI Agents was very clear, STOP NOW! I failed reaching them or their supervisors, so I am only trying harder this time!  Before getting into the full experience and exploring Christopher Dormer’ cosmic energy let me refresh your memory. When I assure you that I am CNN before CNN all you have to do is to read the updated version of  ”N.E. Historic Blizzard? Is it time for science to wake up?”

Check the UFO legacy predictions on my latest show from thirdphaseofmoon

DID I MENTION COSMIC NEWS? IN THIS SHOW? YES I DID!

Asteroid to pay Earth a close visit

Incidentally the same exact Uranic cosmic energy of January 23, 2012 was used in “Discovery Channel – Dr. Turi’s Predictions” when I made this prediction weeks ahead of time and offered the facts on national TV in  ”Dr. Turi on William Shatner’s TV Show

 

 Solar storm’s spectacular display

Before explaining my experience with the two FBI agents visit, all I can tell you is during our intense discussion  I told them that; I sent certified mail to then police Chief Daryl Gate weeks ahead of the Rodney King beating warning him about a Plutonic window that would change his life and all of those of his police officers involved. This letter went probably straight to the trash and never passed his secretary and this is where I wish whom ever read my dated prediction would come forward to confirm my claim. Meantime I have more chances winning the state lottery before this happen…

I also mentioned that weeks ahead of time, I also sent certified mail to San Diego ex-police Chief Burgreen giving him the exact date of  August 15, 1991 where he would catch the La Jolla Torrey Pines cop killer and when this happened I never received any form of confirmation from his office either…Note during those days I was living in San Diego and paid close attention to the news development and we did not have the Internet!

Furthermore in “George Noory, David Icke, Maxwell & Rapporport” I also enunciate the very fact that I also predicted the “Rancho Sante Fe” mass suicide weeks ahead of time on the John Rapporport radio show but it seems those who were directed involved with my predictions and could confirm my claims won’t budge!

God thanks the endless chain of newsletters, posts,  radio and television programs I generated since 1991 confirm the undeniable facts of my UFO legacy predictive gift!  Discovery Channel – Dr. Turi’s Predictions

Well all I can tell you,  my “reverse psychology” worked and, soon or later  I was expecting the FBI visit. If you are a VIP, own a copy of my 2013 Moon Power or keep up with my daily predictions on the Cosmic Code website “February 2013 Daily Guidance and Predictions,”you know currently the moon is cruising the sign of Aquarius. This cosmic energy brings about surprises, technology, weird experiences, UFO, shocking news, natural disasters, Blizzard shuts down Northeast large earthquakes, tsunami , eccentricity, the future,  the genius of human and all the current news you read on CNN!

I KNEW who they were and I was ready for them…It seem we made it at the same time to my house, as they were going out of their car I drove my hummer on my driveway straight into my garage.

“You know who we are Dr. Turi” one of the gentleman said politely.

“Yes” officers I replied, “you are FBI agents!” 

Their magnetism, black sun glasses is a sure get away especially to a supremely sensitive man like me! One of the agent had a printed copy of my newsletter titled “ The FBI and the Dept of Homeland Security Failure” where I mentioned “Kill All the FBI Agents.”

I know they will read, (or at least I hope) this article and I must be real exposing my experience with the Feds!

I knew and they knew about my right and the US constitution first amendment and we spoke for a while about the impact such a provocative title could stir in an unstable individual mind. They were very respectful and very careful in the words they used dealing with me and I returned the same respect. While both where quite young they were also very smart and operated mentally like a couple of well oiled dependable predictable gearboxes.  I do not mean to undermine their intelligence but their mental fixity of purpose was obvious in the developing discussion! They had a mission, they had a goal and they had to follow their superiors’ order.

The message was clear, and this was, Dr. Turi realize how your material could be wrongly interpreted by a lunatic in fear of power or the government. We all agreed on this fact, indeed the world is loaded with dangerous lunatics individuals and in they had to make me aware I was endangering them all.

I recognized my voluntary error and explained my position, wisdom and what my expertise with Astropsychology could bring them and they knew right away I was on their side. They also noticed my burning passion but did not exactly liked some of my comments such as; Blaming them for a selective sight concentrating on a single title instead of being more objective dealing with my message. In fact I was surprised and I knew, by the type of questions they were asking me that; they did not click on any of the provided links. I was fast to tell them about this error and why like the majority of people reading my work, they did not behave as real detectives and assumed only.

The discussion got quite intense at time, as I explained to them that I use a modified software and not to be sought as a deceiving psychic or another Mrs. Cleo. I also tried to explain how my methodology and this software could save police officers lives.

Furthermore they did not know I dwelt with some cops with hypnotherapy to beat fears, depressions and “tunnel vision” when handling firearms.  I also told them they had probably checked if I had any previous criminal record and knew if I had a concealed weapon license I was as clean as a whistle…

I suggested them again to investigate my work and I further because of my concern for the very high possibility of President Obama’ assassination. They stumble on this comment and kept asking me questions but I knew again they did not read America and Obama’s Fated Stars nor Pray For President Obama!

In fact I told them, do you think it is an accident for me to write about “Kill all FBI Agents” a few days ago and then a corrupted cop killer Rogue ex-cop is heavily armed, trained and hunted is currently making international news killing cops?

They surely know about his deadly aims and must stop him before he kills again but they know nothing involving the Scorpius cosmic fluid currently messing up his psyche, work and service to the world.  They never read my prediction pertaining to ALL secrets, especially those involving the FBI, the police etc. being brought to light by this Scorpius Dragon. But those logical souls are untrained to read omens or  the “signs” as their traditional education does not acknowledge nor teach such refined spiritual disciplines.

I also told them about the Scorpius Dragon aiming for the Dept. of Homeland Security, forcing a RE-structure’s of the police force and my prediction of some FBI agents messing up with prostitutes. Of course they had NO clue of the 22 set of predictions posted on my website explaining the 2012/2014 deadly Scorpius Dragon  offering them undeniable proof of my well documented, dated, printed, published set of predictions.

I tried to explain how this Draconus “cosmic” energy was in charge of the Law Enforcement Agency and the criminal element but like every FBI agents their traditional education does not involve Cosmic Consciousness awareness.

They told me my approach was wrong obviously, and they mentioned some valuable leads where I could offer my expertise to colleges, universities even the Phoenix police itself. Or eventually to write about it…Again they did not know I was a published author of many books reinforcing the fact that they did not honor the word “DETECTIVE.”

I told them to Goggle Dr. Turi and with nearly 5 million hits they would learn more about my expertise, books, articles, predictions, radio and television programs!

I tried to explain that the word “Astropsychology” or me mentioning  ”dragon, cosmic consciousness, the stars, astrology etc. those traditional organizations and their accepted disciplines would not accept my 45 years of independent research on the human psyche.  I explained my dilemma to both of them, or that I was coming from the archetypal realm of consciousness and the intuitional domain, something the scientific community is ill equipped to deal with. I truly think they understood me well and repetitively told me they were not the right people to convince, instead aim for the appropriate suggested police organizations.

I emphasized the importance of my expertise, explaining that my software would allow a “cosmic conscious” cop to make the critical difference between a Plutonic born killer and a normal law obedient citizen by entering his DOB on the way to a 911 call. Their answer was expected, they are all well trained and cautious at all time, which is understandable but induces unneeded / endless stress to an already very demanding dangerous profession.

While a rigorous training and basic intuition plays a very important part judging any critical situation why not investigating a new adjacent technique that will bring more safety and inner wisdom to all the cops?

I told them if my work could save a single civil servant’s life it it worth investigating. I tried so hard to make justice to my “cosmic” wisdom but both had a “tunnel vision” warning me diligently and politely of the potential to stimulate a criminal mind against the FBI! At time I had their total attention as I was “preaching” the divine and I knew they knew I was far from being either dangerous or stupid!

I kept telling them to let me offer them a little sample of my expertise by giving me only their month of birth, they categorically refused and this meant I was not yet able to convince any of them of my “Human Detector” true talent.

I kept talking and explaining what Astropsychology was all about and how sad I was each time a cosmic unconscious police officer met with his early demise. They asked me the names of some of the cops I worked with but, when I channel from the cosmic mind I usually lose all sense of memory and had no answer.  I told them about a N.Y. police Chief about to retire we know very well and communicate often with and some other cops, I asked them to check my website and read their concerns, comments and my answers.

The discussion while hot and and passionate turned in my favor as they were doing quite a lot of listening and this is where I asked again for one of the FBI agent to give me his month of birth, and he did!

He was born in January, in the constellation of Capricorn, I knew he was curious and  I had his attention only for a short time so I quickly explained what the word “UCI or Unique Celestial Identity” meant. I told him born in January *Capricorn (the Goat/Uncle Sam) which is his first house, he was naturally attracted to a career with the feds.

There is so much more about being a January soul, but I had to race into his 10th house or his career/ accomplishments explaining his Libra (the law) cosmic flux which again makes him a born psychologist or an attorney. In fact many cops are Capricorn and operate as engineers of in a structured governmental institution.  I also mentioned his Pisces 3rd house (critical thinking) swimming up into the divine like Einstein, George Washington, artistic Michael Angelo, Dr. Turi or the born negative fish swimming downstream like Osama Bin Laden and  Joel Osteen.

He was perplexed, especially when I told him the reason why he did not want to give me his DOB was because of its natural skepticism and/or religious convictions… He did not answer me, but he offered me a big smile and came right back asking me if, someone was to contact me with bad intention against the FBI to let them know right away.

I then turned towards his friend, asking him to get a test of Astropsychology but he was very quiet, very private, very cautious and all ears…This denote a very strong Scorpio energy coming from his psychical conception, either on his Sun, Moon or natal/hidden Dragon. And HE alone knows, can now judge my perceptive nature nature, because, as they left I gave them my card and I know they will read more of my work.

I suggested them to join the Cosmic Code website for free and both again politely and gallantly refused as their felt their very specific mission with me was accomplished.

Meantime there are no doubt both of them felt my drive, my honorable intentions and I even told them, for me to stand strong, firm and confident today in from of you two speaks of my passionate dedication trust in faith in something that could benefit the Law Enforcement Agency. Jokingly I told them I could be right now on top of my house with an assault weapon screaming for national attention and take the chance of being killed. Their jaws dropped when I made this comment only Dr. Turi can come up with to make people really think!

For me to put myself and Terania in such a situation, facing two FBI agents in my house, speaks of  a  higher purpose from a rare wisdom that could change the entire police force perception and save countless lives.  With thousands of cops from all walks of life now reading my work all I can hope for is to convince the  Law Enforcement Authorities to give me a chance to prove a claim that is all too obvious to my students, patients and clients…

In all there is no way for me to really know how I performed with those two great human beings and if this experience will stir them to learn more about Astropsychology! But one thing is sure, God sent those two souls my way for a very specific purpose. And this is well pass warning me about the craziness of some US citizens reacting negatively to my provocative titles. It seem my “reverse psychology” brought its cosmic fruits to two FBI agents but what can I do next to reach their superiors?

Remember there are no accidents, only cosmic circumstances unknown to science and the world at large and those cosmic unconscious FBI agents were fated to work for the Fed. Yes one thing I know, they had questions, they were ready, they had questions and God sent them two my way to get some answers.  Today, I will again blast all US  FBI and police offices and hopefully they can learn a bit more about a 63 years old man original cosmic wisdom as I introduce them to Christopher Dormer ‘ s ”UCI or Unique Celestial Identity.”

Search for former LA cop focuses on mountain resort

Now on to the explanation of   Christopher Dormer ‘ s  actions - Christopher Dormer  was born June 4, 1979 under the communicative, dual sign of Gemini. This sign is ruled by Mercury, the messenger of the Gods and a master in communication. If you read his LONG note to the police “http://news.msn.com/us/manhunt-on-for-former-cop-suspected-in-3-killings?ocid=ansnews11” it really speaks of the true essence of a very communicative Mercurial soul. Sad enough the traditionally educated police psychologists kids are far from realizing the wealth of information Astropsychology can offer in any subject’s psychical investigations.

Christopher Dormer is DUAL ( so am I ) Gemini and everything in his life will happen in pair! 

GEMINI

Mercury Governs the Nervous and Witty Dual Constellation Of Gemini

Freethinking and intelligent
You will not find me under rigorous management
You may think you know me well
Then my other half over you casts a spell

I am GEMINI, child of Mercury. 

“You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. Police said officers still were guarding more than 40 people mentioned as targets in a rant they said Dorner posted on Facebook. He vowed to use “every bit of small arms training, demolition, ordnance and survival training I’ve been given” to bring “warfare” to the LAPD and its families.”

Christopher Dormer was born with his moon (emotional response to life) in the sign of Libra (the law.)

“No one grows up and wants to be a cop killer. It was against everything I’ve ever was. As a young police explorer I found my calling in life.” 

This sign rules justice and steers the soul to work enforcing the law and enunciate why Christopher wanted to be a cop! But the biggest problem here is his moon (emotional persona) receives the extraordinary intense, revengeful, destructive, passionate planet ( Pluto (Lord of Hell  in Greek mythology) quadruplicating his destructive emotions and vengeful nature.

Christopher Dormer was born with Mars (danger/weaponry Lord of War in Greek Mythology)  in the stubborn sign of Taurus (security. )

Sad enough this violent planet is located in his 12th subconscious house and losing his job brought a very strong sense of insecurity that endlessly consumed his life. In this house Mars become repressed and the cosmic energy can only be released with deadly plannings.

Christopher Dormer was born with Uranus (shocking/surprises/unsuspected, the  Lord of the Skies in Greek Mythology)  in the deadly sign of Scorpio (death. )

Both explosive Uranus and deadly Scorpio afflicts Christopher’s 6th house of work and service to the world and depict no fear of death. “I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days.”

Christopher Dormer was born with Neptune ( religions//drugs), the  Lord of deception in Greek Mythology)  in the philosophical sign of Sagittarius ( wildness.)

Sad enough this planet is located in his 7th house (partnerships) and bring serious deception and manipulation from/with all the people he faces everyday. This planet also enunciate the use of chemicals. Remember my Astropsychology expertise does not reflect modern astrology methodology thus facing the world, Mr. Dormer becomes a wild Sagittarius (the Indians/the wild) and why he feels very comfortable in the mountains where he is currently hiding.  While there are so many more clues available in my expertise let now give the Coup De Grace and the real reasons behind his deadly acts!

BIG BEAR LAKE, Calif. — More than 100 officers fanned out again at daybreak Saturday in the snow-covered San Bernardino Mountains, resuming the search for the former Los Angeles police officer suspected of going on a deadly rampage to get back at those he blamed for ending his career.

While my interpretations make total sense to my Astropsychology students, I doubt very much the general public and the The American Academy of Police and Public Safety Psychology, without the basic understanding of the “cosmic” dynamics involved, will ever get my message… I can only try!

Christopher Dormer was born with the same natal Dragons’ Tail (negative) in Pisces (delusion/drugs) as serial killer Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer. This nefarious cosmic energy is right into his 10th house of career and public accomplishment  fating him to become a corrupted cop.  Furthermore his hidden Dragon is also found afflicting his career adding more reality to what transpired all along his career and the horrific end. 

While Dormer’s moon (emotion) in Libra (the Law) lead him to police work “As a young police explorer I found my calling in life.” the rest of his ”UCI or Unique Celestial Identity” did not endorse such a choice! Thus the entire “cosmic unconscious” staff at the The American Academy of Police and Public Safety Psychology have a lot to learn. The question is will they be willing to “think out of the box” and learn more about the working of the human psyche outside of their accepted disciplines and “accredited” education? At 63 years old my independent researches on Astropsychology can bring the many answers they are all enslaved to find for sure!

I AM HERE FOR THEM ALL!

*The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. We will not solve the problems of the world from the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. More than anything else, this new century demands new thinking: We must change our materially based analyses of the world around us to include broader, more multidimensional perspectives.”

 ~Albert Einstein*

The big problem is, currently the ”cosmic unconscious”  American Academy of Police and Public Safety Psychology train and hire thousands doomed souls like Mr. Dormer which at the end cost tremendous wasted tax legal fortunes and even death!

Yes too many cops met with a much too early demise or end up crooked and in jail. To “Serve and Protect” stars by cleaning the ignorance before they make their way at the top Executive levels. There is no doubt in my mind that like all departments of the human experiences corruption reign supreme. And this Scorpius dragon act out God cosmic will through the actions and words of people like Mr. Dormer and Dr. Turi. One working for evil, acting out neurotically, subconsciously his destructive stars, the other (Dr. Turi) doing exactly the same but all in direction to the light, justice and wisdom for all.

How can one serve and protect others when he /she is not served with divine wisdom or protected by God’s will written in light?  But how can this supreme wisdom can be used without interfering with the ”Fair and Legal Employment Act?”

Hiring future cops using Astropsychology would be considered as bad as racism but the fact remain, ignoring, repelling, or ridicule God’s celestial laws brings a serious penalty at the end  all “cosmic unconscious” human beings are forced to acknowledge…

Mr. Dormer days are numbered for sure, the Dragon will be against him on February 10/11/12/13 and like Osama Bin Laden nefarious soul death will be closing on him near or in water… For if Christopher Dorner manage to bypass his  upcoming personal “unlucky window dates” this dragon will deliver its deadly promises and this is where I hope, I will be reached again by the FBI to offer my expertise to kill this loss, dangerous wild bear.

Blessings to all

Dr. Turi

ASTROLOGY IS AM ART, DR. TURI IS THE MASTER!

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On Thu, Feb 7, 2013 at 6:11 PM, Lori Otto <////////// > wrote:

ARMED AND DANGEROUS SUSPECT: Christopher Dorner, driving a Nissan Titan with license 8D83987.
 

On February 7, 2013, a 0120 hours, SUSPECT: Christopher Dorner was involved in multiple shootings with agencies in Riverside. Dorner is also wanted for a double homicide that occurred in Irvine on February 3, 2013.

SUSPECT:
Christopher Jordan Dorner

DOB: 06/04/1979

Black Adult Male

6’0” tall / 270 lbs

Black Hair / Brown Eyes

SUSPECT VEHICLE:
Dark Gray Nissan Titan

License plates 8D83987

Ski rack on top of the vehicle, a bed cover, and aftermarket wheels.

SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS

IF YOU SEE THE SUSPECT OF VEHICLE CALL 911

******DO NOT APPROACH THE SUSPECT OR THE VEHCILE******

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John Neu
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Torrance Police Department

Address/Location
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Torrance, CA 90503

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    • 69ingSquirrels

      ***********************BREAKING NEWS!!!!!********************************

      Dr. Turi, Known worldwide as “Douche-tradamus”, was taken to the emergency room an hour ago.

      The doctor who treated “Dr” Turi upon his arrival, said: “Turi came in the emergency room, complaining of very sharp rectal pains. Upon having x-rays done, we assessed that there was a 12″ dildo stuck in his colon. Once we removed this obstruction, we were shocked to discover that the patient had 3 baby gerbils, 1 hard boiled egg, as well as Gary Busey, all stuck in his rectal cavity.”

      Turi, Who is a doctor only because he found a Degree in a cracker jack box, was too embarrassed to answer our questions, but did scream towards us while fleeing the emergency room “FBI Agents! Real Dr! New Nostradamus! Busey in my ass!”

      It was later discovered that “Dr” Turi has been treated for this type of issue at least 3 times this year alone. Estimates are that “Dr” Turi has gotten over 298 objects removed from his ass in the last 12 months.

      Mr Smith has come to fame in the last few years for being a vehement opponent of logic, fashion and Elmo, as well as for screaming incoherently at passersby while urinating towards them when they show a lack of interest for his jibberish.

      The Hospital staff who treated the “Dr” have nicknamed him: NostradANUS.

      More on this story later

    • drturi

      RD Alien news are from the “Planet of the Apes” – Check my latest newsletter titles ” FBI/Dr. Turi What’s Next For Christopher Dorner” for real news instead…

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